Hayden and the Moon Maiden

"Opposite attract: it says it all that Leigh is really fucking smart."

“Oh my god! Look at that freak!” Gavin had spotted our neighbor, Leigh, who was out in her backyard with her telescope thingy. Leigh’s sister, Millie, had been in our year at school before the car crash. Drunk driver. She...

Mrs. Claus, Keynote Speaker

"Evelyn Claus rings in the New Year in the company of lovely women."

“Oh, Nicholas, you look exhausted this year.”“It’s a labour of love, my dear.”Mrs. Claus rubbed her husband’s knotted shoulders. “Shall we raise your North Pole?” she asked, leaning in to nibble on his earlobe.“You should pack, love. The Arctic and...

Missing in Action – Chapter 2

"Faye's tour in Missing in Action goes well, mostly"

The tour was good.  Clarrie and I managed to rent a small flat in the heart of Windsor, a stone’s throw from the Castle and the theatre.  The first few days we were doing the technical stuff that has to...

Hello and welcome. This is a little story about my foray into BDSM. Firstly, it wasn’t my idea. I just need to get that out of the way from the start. It all began with my friend Mary. Her birthday...

Special Delivery (Harder! Faster!)

"Ordering the full package turned out to be a terrible mistake ... for him, but not for his wife"

“Harder!” she urged. “Faster!” Felicia’s hands were on his buttocks, pulling him into her. Perspiration soaked his forehead as Ben tried his best to rise to his wife’s desires. It was never enough. “Harder! Faster!”Any faster and they’d have to...

Dear Cum – Dr Flappyduck

"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."

WARNING: This 'Dear Cum' contains non-sexualised references and descriptions of vaginas. We appreciate this is unsettling and unnatural. Be assured that this is just a brief forray into the world of Medical Science. Vaginas are, of course, nectar oozing flowers of...