Girlie Fun In The Sea

"Two girls meet on the beach - what do you think we did?"

The beach was quiet that morning, and I was looking forward to a relaxing time soaking up the sun and forgetting about work for a while. I found a quiet spot, laid down my towel, and slipped off my sundress....

Amy Gets an “A”

"Why I always carry a clean t-shirt in my bag"

We were waiting outside Professor Anderson’s room for a seminar on “Eighteenth-Century Romantic Literature” when Amy arrived, smirking. Her t-shirt was splattered all over with a creamy substance that was clearly semen.“Fuck, Amy,” said Jane, “You’ve been having fun.”“Well, I...

Playing Charlotte

"“And what’s the point of a revolution without general copulation?” (Marat/Sade, Scene 30)"

“Hey look, they’ve got the audition schedule for the next Drama Society production,” said my friend Emma as we were walking past the Student Union Societies noticeboards. “Why don’t you go for it this term?”I bit my lip. I’d been...

Check It Out

"A perving shelf-stacker gets more than he bargained for."

“Are you checking out my tits?”“Erm, yes: I mean, no. Sorry.”“Dirty bugger. Here, have a proper look.”She pulls down her tight purple top. A bare boob pops out. Barry blushes but can’t keep his eyes off the exposed nipple.“Listen, I...