"Life's not hard in their household"
Doris pranced around the roomPlaying with her titsShe stopped to look at naked BertStill flaccid were his bits.She bent and stuck her naked arseIn his sad old faceHoping to get his gander upMake his old heart race.Reaching back fingered crackHer...
"Opposite attract: it says it all that Leigh is really fucking smart."
“Oh my god! Look at that freak!” Gavin had spotted our neighbor, Leigh, who was out in her backyard with her telescope thingy. Leigh’s sister, Millie, had been in our year at school before the car crash. Drunk driver. She...
"This a continuation of my 'Time Travel' competition entry from almost a year and a half ago. Hope you enjoy it!"
I slowed the timepiece until I saw a man walk down the sidewalk, and take the path to my front entrance. He knocked, and my wife came to the door to let him in.I walked across the road, went up...
"Evelyn Claus rings in the New Year in the company of lovely women."
“Oh, Nicholas, you look exhausted this year.”“It’s a labour of love, my dear.”Mrs. Claus rubbed her husband’s knotted shoulders. “Shall we raise your North Pole?” she asked, leaning in to nibble on his earlobe.“You should pack, love. The Arctic and...
"Faye's tour in Missing in Action goes well, mostly"
The tour was good. Clarrie and I managed to rent a small flat in the heart of Windsor, a stone’s throw from the Castle and the theatre. The first few days we were doing the technical stuff that has to...
"Pride is but one of seven deadly sins, Jane"
The Deadly Sin of Sloth“For Satan finds some mischief still for idle hands to do” - Isaac WattsMiss Elizabeth Bennet was excessively diverted; after all, nails just don’t paint themselves. This rare display of diligence had been motivated by her choice...
Hello and welcome. This is a little story about my foray into BDSM. Firstly, it wasn’t my idea. I just need to get that out of the way from the start. It all began with my friend Mary. Her birthday...
"Ordering the full package turned out to be a terrible mistake ... for him, but not for his wife"
“Harder!” she urged. “Faster!” Felicia’s hands were on his buttocks, pulling him into her. Perspiration soaked his forehead as Ben tried his best to rise to his wife’s desires. It was never enough. “Harder! Faster!”Any faster and they’d have to...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
WARNING: This 'Dear Cum' contains non-sexualised references and descriptions of vaginas. We appreciate this is unsettling and unnatural. Be assured that this is just a brief forray into the world of Medical Science. Vaginas are, of course, nectar oozing flowers of...
"A foolish competition entry. Interpret that whichever way you like..."
My Mama always said she wanted me to go to college. But when I did, she cried. So weird. I wasn’t good at figuring out people, not even Mama.I grew up on a ranch miles from anywhere and Mama homeschooled...
