"A Virgin is getting married and tells her friends"
"Jewelry, my dear, jewelry!"Hold my fingers two incles apart, "This is six inches!""No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you are thinking!"Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?The group at the table started cracking...
"Mom took a wrong turn and discovered more than she bargained for..."
I’d been building a dungeon in my house for my new girlfriend, being that she was leading me down the decadent path of a little light BDSM now and again. Nothing heavy or brutal, just some fun bondage here, a...
"Self abuse in lockdown"
Oh god, here she comes again. I don’t think I can take much more of this.I used to be a treat… a naughty little 'get her in the mood' thing. Maybe once or twice a week, she’d open the dressing...
"Massive hangover after hosting a party. The flashbacks make him afraid to face his roommate."
“Nothing good ever happens after one in the morning when you're drunk,” he painfully reminded himself of the events he failed to remember. Ben tentatively held his leg out of the bed on the floor to make his proprioception stop...
"Eddie knew his wife was screwing the milkman"
I was just about ready to go out to see my bestie, Erin, when I suddenly realized my husband Eddie was standing right behind me.“You’ve been screwing the milkman,” he hissed into my ear.I half jumped and gasped. His words...
"If you see me coming, beware!"
I see Aragorn chasing me in the woods. It is me, only with one of those beautiful filters applied. My hair is smoother. Eyes are wider, brighter. Lips are plumper and the perfect shade of pink. Not a line on...
“Come in here,” she smiled beneath her perfectly coiffed blonde hair, “we’ll have at least an hour and a half.” She opened the door to the meeting room, pulled me in, and locked the door behind us. I pulled her...
"My vacation goes viral and I get hot and sticky down under..."
Bored, bored, bored; I was so fucking over the endless Ohio winter. And then the boiler failed and I was even more bored, being frozen does that to you. This was peak tedium, ten on the boredom Richter Scale, even...
"Sexual hijinks disrupt Carie and Vasily's attempt at a traditional Thanksgiving dinner"
So, they were going to give this a try.Carie and Vasily decided they would finally attempt to move beyond their usual pattern of aggravating one another, then indulging in rambunctious, convalescent sex. They had gone through that routine for a...
"Got Shanghaied in Shanghai!"
I was flying into Shanghai for a business conference and still felt like shit from the giardia I contracted on the last leg of my hiking trip through Nepal.Not to mention that I was shaken by the turbulent ride over...
