"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
So that's what hate mail looks like. Another one to tick off my bucket list. To be honest I'm fairly certain that many of the kind suggestions I've received are physical impossibilities and I probably ought to clarify that I...
"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."
When I was smaller than my current five foot and maybe one inch I used to have an eagle-eyed Sindy doll. If I remember correctly, which is very unlikely, she'd gouged her eagle-eyes from a Special Boat Service Action Man...
"A humorous take on a fantasy of turning a lesbian to the dark side."
It had taken me a full ten minutes to realise that my girlfriend and I had wandered into a den of lesbian iniquity. It was disguised as a pub come nightclub and was populated by around ninety-nine per cent gay...
"Miriam talks about kink with her lover Rosemary and badly misreads the situation"
"When I get out of this rope Rosemary, you are going to bloody pay for this?" My voice cracked with rage and frustration."You talk awfully tough for a woman tied to a bed Miriam." Her voice was playful, clearly enjoying...
"An actress wannabe returns home seeking revenge on the woman who done her family wrong."
Being 2020, my Christmas wish to Santa had to be less frivolous than my normal request for a night with Mila Kunis. This year I would wish for the ability to avenge my most tragic loss. Many years ago my...
Sitting at his computer, Marcus took himself in hand, stroking slowly, being careful not to get too close to cumming. He had a bet with that doll, Alice, about who could get the other to cum first, and he was...
"Be aware of what you declare."
Now what? First things first, I fished my bra through the arm of my tee. I don’t need one anyway, mostly, and I do my best thinking when I can get rid of it. I tossed it over my shoulder...
"It's not all sunshine and roses for a new super hero."
 I think we’ve all thought about, at one time or another, what it would be like to have super powers, which power we would choose. I know I used to. However there is one thing missing from all of the...
"A ghost story told from the ghost’s point of view"
David Chamber approached the Halloween party very carefully. After all, he wasn’t invited and he wasn’t sure what kind of party this would be. It might be a bunch of young kids, in which case he would leave immediately. It...
"Somewhere in time, Richard will find his true love and the happiness he deserves!"
I was strolling through Gastown on a Saturday afternoon, seeking shops that might have treasures to add to my rather bizarre antique collection. I love anything old, the more unusual and odder the better. I have a particular passion for...