Humor
Peen Goes For A Foolish Swim
"Continued, erotic adventures of Peen"
Peen stared at the large sign above the entrance to the swimming pool. It stated emphatically in bold red letters "Adult Members Only. Open at 10:00 O'clock." He checked the time and grinned noting it was just 9:30. He gave a flick of his...
The Busy Husband
"Dave gets caught up doing things around the house and doesn't notice who his wife is doing."
Deidre had big tits and liked to fuck. [Author’s Note: At this point I understand that for many readers, the above sentence is enough for you to remove whatever you might still be wearing below your waist and “pleasure” yourselves. If...
Beauty and The Sexy Beast
"An epic tale of adventure, fucking, and a naughty princess…"
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young woman named Bellezza, but everyone who knew her called her Elle. She was a princess who lived alone in a castle in an enchanted forest with only her horse. She was...
Albert Gets His Wish?
"One lady, three men, wet knickers. Not what you think."
Let me tell you about Albert. He lives down my road and he’s much older than me, always talking about sex, and flirting. He can’t help himself.Albert lost his wife many years ago and lives alone. He doesn’t drive and,...
What Was I Thinking
"A cash-strapped woman seeks financial salvation. At a porn audition"
(Foreigner's 'Cold as Ice' plays over opening credits and voiceover)Living in Houston I was accustomed to miserable heat and humidity but I was, like every other Houstonian, very unaccustomed to our current plight of bitter cold. My power was off...
He Entered A Contest
"This shouldn't be too difficult."
The laptop screen showed the following: Solve the following and win a prize: Lana "lost" a giggle wood. Or … Send in a story about your most unique sexual encounters and win a prize."Do you wanna enter?" Darius, eager and...
Girl Talk
"During a quiet graveyard shift, these women discuss the various soundtracks of the male orgasm."
It was the graveyard shift and work had slowed to a crawl. Scarcity of calls lead to head nods, so discussion was always the night’s saviour. Only five women total – including the supervisor – were on the floor for...
Do you think Castaway ever got lonely enough to fuck Wilson? When he was out there all alone on that island?It was a weird thought Jace had woken up with and it had lingered inside his head all day for...
Dear Cum – Pesky Lunatic
"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."
Every once in a while I receive a letter from some deluded fool who fails to understand that this is a porn site and that all anyone is interested in is the before, during and after of exchanging seminal fluids....