Grace’s car was in the driveway, so I slipped quietly through the front door to avoid waking her. I tiptoed through the dark house, moving slowly to avoid hitting anything. Jake and Imelda must have cleared out of town as...
Humor
Meet Kryssi The Bimbo
"At her boyfriend's poker party she puts the lotion on her skin..."
Hiya everyone. I’m Kryssi, but my real name is Krystal. Everyone calls me Kryssi. Before I even talk about how lucky I am to be with my boyfriend, can I, like, clear the air a bit first? Everyone always makes...
What’s Behind The Curtain?
"Most psychics fear being exposed... however, in Madame Esmerelda's tent there is only exposure."
Justin looked around nervously at the wonderous costumes and people behind them who walked from event to event at Dingaling City's annual pride parade. This was Justin's first time, having been raised in a conservative environment that would blush at...
Farm Boy Wants To Procreate
"Farm boy sees farm animals procreating and decides he too wants to procreate."
John stood in the sperm bank thinking of making babies, as that got him hot. Soon it came, the burst of sperm into the cup. As he walked past the newborn nursery window in the lesbian midwifery clinic, he was...
Morning Glory: The Morning After at Rumps
"I love using her this way, and she loves being used, even if she won't admit it…"
As I stepped through the door at Rumps, I stopped and stared. I was virtually alone with her.I found myself appreciating the highlights coming off her tawny skin. She had been firmly fixed in place so she couldn’t budge, and...
Nutty Buddies
"Two Children of Eden experience Ascension in the Holy Father’s secret snack closet. Praise be!"
The white van bumped and shifted around the twists and turns of the dirt road through the forest. The young man at the wheel knew it was just a short half mile off the main road, but having to drive...
Emperor Thrinklebopple Takes An Empress, and They Have Sex
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
Sweet As Candy
"Twin brothers, Peter and Paul, secretly double-team Joy, a grateful bit-o-honey."
Paul Marrs walked through the door to the apartment he shared with his identical twin brother, Peter. “Hey, Bro,” he called out as he put down his briefcase and went to the fridge for a cold beer.Peter yelled back, “Hey,...
Cross Burning For Dummies
"Lester’s yelps and curses made it clear he was having uneven results in his battle with Belle."
To “Hardcore” Hardaway’s way of thinking, the three snot-nosed young farts standing just inside the door to his cluttered work shed didn’t look good for much, most of all a Klan job.At first, they’d tried to act cocky, like this...
Butterball Hotline
"When cooking gets sexy...."
Caller: “Hello?”119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?”Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?”Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?”Caller: “Well, you’re so right,...