"A surprise snow day leads to more surprises for lesbian teacher"
6:59 A.M. The radio alarm jarred her angrily awake, as always. It was set to the hip hop station to force her to get up immediately and switch off the the fucking racket before leaping like a wounded gazelle from...
"Valentine's Day can bring out the sadness for many, one lonely lesbian in particular"
It was a dark and dreary February night as I drove home, fitting my mood. It was Valentine's Day, my least favorite day of the year. A day championed by Hallmark to peddle overpriced, sappy cards to the gullible masses...
"'Oh daddy' was the main record being played that night regardless of the dj."
During my online dating phase back in the POF and Latinchat era, I was killing it. After talking online for sometime we decided to meet up. She lived an hour away so it was just enough time to get to know...
"Another big Thank You to JWren for editing my story, and his art work. You're the best."
“Holy hell, you think you’re all that and a damn bag of chips. Let me tell you, girlfriend, you’re not. In fact, you’re not even the crumpled up bag. If you think you’re gonna walk up in my bar and...
"Leprechaun writes a letter to Prudence, a sex advice columnist."
Dear Prudence,I don’t usually write to advice columnists– actually I don’t even usually read your column– but I don’t know where else to turn. And it’s not just because the problem is sexual... well, it’s not really sexual... but it’s...
"And so the purpose of all alien adventures was revealed."
The guard stared straight ahead. His name would be divulged except he happened to be an extraterrestrial in service with an exploratory extraterrestrial space vehicle, meaning the syllables could threaten to twist beyond recognition whichever tongue should attempt pronunciation, and...
"A Southern belle is accidentally glued to Sybian sex saddle"
I remember the night of my epiphany, feeling much like Columbus when he discovered Ohio. I'm Chlamydia Burns, a southern gal from Chatanooga working as an Olive Garden server, befitting my Vanderbilt education. But enough about me. I'm thirty-six, single, ...
"If you're gonna be a dick, be a big one."
The following has been approved for adult reading. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent and my penis size embellished to protect my reputation. My testicles requested no anonymity. These are their stories. It had been nearly a...
"An elderly woman recalls sex, drugs and R&Road at Woodstock on its 50th anniversary"
"It was fifty years ago today." I paraphrase them, but the Beatles weren't at Woodstock. But I was. A spry, music-loving eighteen-year-old from Western Kentucky. Even my hippy parents wanted to go, but being elderly and in their forties (how...
"Your other head."
I remember when I first woke up and saw him – my Master. Awkward hands rubbed me. I was not sure what to do with these new feelings awakened by Master, but I quickly learned. I am not going to...