"Another big Thank You to JWren for editing my story, and his art work. You're the best."
“Holy hell, you think you’re all that and a damn bag of chips. Let me tell you, girlfriend, you’re not. In fact, you’re not even the crumpled up bag. If you think you’re gonna walk up in my bar and...
"Leprechaun writes a letter to Prudence, a sex advice columnist."
Dear Prudence,I don’t usually write to advice columnists– actually I don’t even usually read your column– but I don’t know where else to turn. And it’s not just because the problem is sexual... well, it’s not really sexual... but it’s...
"And so the purpose of all alien adventures was revealed."
The guard stared straight ahead. His name would be divulged except he happened to be an extraterrestrial in service with an exploratory extraterrestrial space vehicle, meaning the syllables could threaten to twist beyond recognition whichever tongue should attempt pronunciation, and...
"A Southern belle is accidentally glued to Sybian sex saddle"
I remember the night of my epiphany, feeling much like Columbus when he discovered Ohio. I'm Chlamydia Burns, a southern gal from Chatanooga working as an Olive Garden server, befitting my Vanderbilt education. But enough about me. I'm thirty-six, single, ...
"If you're gonna be a dick, be a big one."
The following has been approved for adult reading. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent and my penis size embellished to protect my reputation. My testicles requested no anonymity. These are their stories. It had been nearly a...
"An elderly woman recalls sex, drugs and R&Road at Woodstock on its 50th anniversary"
"It was fifty years ago today." I paraphrase them, but the Beatles weren't at Woodstock. But I was. A spry, music-loving eighteen-year-old from Western Kentucky. Even my hippy parents wanted to go, but being elderly and in their forties (how...
"Your other head."
I remember when I first woke up and saw him – my Master. Awkward hands rubbed me. I was not sure what to do with these new feelings awakened by Master, but I quickly learned. I am not going to...
"Dead stars' priapic reminiscences"
It is two weeks before Christmas.“She’s late again!”“She’s always late. We used to tease her: ‘Zazie, darling, you’ll be late for your own funeral!”All is white. A radiant, heavenly white. Six elegantly-dressed women are languidly seated or stretched over six...
"Janice moves to Italy for her job and learns something about herself."
Janice was almost certain she was straight. The one and only time she had touched another girl's breasts or even kissed another girl was that summer when she was sixteen and a camp counselor, and she chalked that up to...
"Dreams rise to a triumphant climax."
...It had come at last. The night of nights. Mitt's princess stood before him, her long blonde tresses curling down her back, her green eyes alert, yet respectful. The white wedding dress brought out her beauty all the more, a...