"Massive hangover after hosting a party. The flashbacks make him afraid to face his roommate."
“Nothing good ever happens after one in the morning when you're drunk,” he painfully reminded himself of the events he failed to remember. Ben tentatively held his leg out of the bed on the floor to make his proprioception stop...
"Eddie knew his wife was screwing the milkman"
I was just about ready to go out to see my bestie, Erin, when I suddenly realized my husband Eddie was standing right behind me.“You’ve been screwing the milkman,” he hissed into my ear.I half jumped and gasped. His words...
"If you see me coming, beware!"
I see Aragorn chasing me in the woods. It is me, only with one of those beautiful filters applied. My hair is smoother. Eyes are wider, brighter. Lips are plumper and the perfect shade of pink. Not a line on...
“Come in here,” she smiled beneath her perfectly coiffed blonde hair, “we’ll have at least an hour and a half.” She opened the door to the meeting room, pulled me in, and locked the door behind us. I pulled her...
"My vacation goes viral and I get hot and sticky down under..."
Bored, bored, bored; I was so fucking over the endless Ohio winter. And then the boiler failed and I was even more bored, being frozen does that to you. This was peak tedium, ten on the boredom Richter Scale, even...
"Sexual hijinks disrupt Carie and Vasily's attempt at a traditional Thanksgiving dinner"
So, they were going to give this a try.Carie and Vasily decided they would finally attempt to move beyond their usual pattern of aggravating one another, then indulging in rambunctious, convalescent sex. They had gone through that routine for a...
"Got Shanghaied in Shanghai!"
I was flying into Shanghai for a business conference and still felt like shit from the giardia I contracted on the last leg of my hiking trip through Nepal.Not to mention that I was shaken by the turbulent ride over...
"A surprise snow day leads to more surprises for lesbian teacher"
6:59 A.M. The radio alarm jarred her angrily awake, as always. It was set to the hip hop station to force her to get up immediately and switch off the the fucking racket before leaping like a wounded gazelle from...
"Valentine's Day can bring out the sadness for many, one lonely lesbian in particular"
It was a dark and dreary February night as I drove home, fitting my mood. It was Valentine's Day, my least favorite day of the year. A day championed by Hallmark to peddle overpriced, sappy cards to the gullible masses...
"'Oh daddy' was the main record being played that night regardless of the dj."
During my online dating phase back in the POF and Latinchat era, I was killing it. After talking online for sometime we decided to meet up. She lived an hour away so it was just enough time to get to know...