"Farm boy sees farm animals procreating and decides he too wants to procreate."
John stood in the sperm bank thinking of making babies, as that got him hot. Soon it came, the burst of sperm into the cup. As he walked past the newborn nursery window in the lesbian midwifery clinic, he was...
"I love using her this way, and she loves being used, even if she won't admit it…"
As I stepped through the door at Rumps, I stopped and stared. I was virtually alone with her.I found myself appreciating the highlights coming off her tawny skin. She had been firmly fixed in place so she couldn’t budge, and...
"Two Children of Eden experience Ascension in the Holy Father’s secret snack closet. Praise be!"
The white van bumped and shifted around the twists and turns of the dirt road through the forest. The young man at the wheel knew it was just a short half mile off the main road, but having to drive...
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
"Twin brothers, Peter and Paul, secretly double-team Joy, a grateful bit-o-honey."
Paul Marrs walked through the door to the apartment he shared with his identical twin brother, Peter. “Hey, Bro,” he called out as he put down his briefcase and went to the fridge for a cold beer.Peter yelled back, “Hey,...
"Lester’s yelps and curses made it clear he was having uneven results in his battle with Belle."
To “Hardcore” Hardaway’s way of thinking, the three snot-nosed young farts standing just inside the door to his cluttered work shed didn’t look good for much, most of all a Klan job.At first, they’d tried to act cocky, like this...
"When cooking gets sexy...."
Caller: “Hello?”119 Operator: “Hello! Happy holidays and thank you for choosing Butterball Turkey! What’s your emergency?”Caller: “Why would you think there’s an emergency?”Operator: “It’s Christmas Eve, sir. Why else would you be calling a turkey company?”Caller: “Well, you’re so right,...
"Continued, erotic adventures of Peen"
Peen stared at the large sign above the entrance to the swimming pool. It stated emphatically in bold red letters "Adult Members Only. Open at 10:00 O'clock." He checked the time and grinned noting it was just 9:30. He gave a flick of his...
"Dave gets caught up doing things around the house and doesn't notice who his wife is doing."
Deidre had big tits and liked to fuck. [Author’s Note: At this point I understand that for many readers, the above sentence is enough for you to remove whatever you might still be wearing below your waist and “pleasure” yourselves. If...
