"$5 remote DNA testing Xmas offer was too good to be true"
You’ve seen those adverts offering the chance to discover your ancestry by providing a DNA sample for analysis. By the time you’ve filled in your details, they’ve upsold you with a load of extras you don’t need. The kit comes...
Back in the early 1800s, in old London Town, lived a lady called Carol. I say lady in the loosest possible sense. For Carol you see, was a lady of the night. And day actually, she wasn’t really that fussy....
"Steve tries to come to grips with his recent experiences"
I couldn’t stop thinking about last night. Sarah was so different. She was incredible. I wondered if she suspected something. The computer screen was covered in colored lines showing the interconnections of circuit components. DO7 on the microcontroller to DI5...
"A recommendation for Jennifer"
Letter # 2Robert Baleful - Admissions OfficerNorth Dakota State College2560 Weston StreetCando, ND Re: Application of Jennifer Wakowski Dear Mr. Baleful: I am a math teacher and coach of the boys' track team at Everheart Community College and I...
"Lindey and I did the impossible."
I have this bed that I must describe for you. It's not a simple metal frame with an attached head and footboard that I see often. It's also not a mattress and box spring on the floor like my college...
"Complaint to the Managers at Arby's"
ManagerArby's Restaurant2398 N. Myrtle StreetEverheart, ND Dear Arby's:My name is Amanda Featherbottom and I am writing to complain about what is going on at your Arby's restaurant located at 2398 N. Myrtle Street here in Everheart, North DakotaThere are these two...
Grace’s car was in the driveway, so I slipped quietly through the front door to avoid waking her. I tiptoed through the dark house, moving slowly to avoid hitting anything. Jake and Imelda must have cleared out of town as...
"At her boyfriend's poker party she puts the lotion on her skin..."
Hiya everyone. I’m Kryssi, but my real name is Krystal. Everyone calls me Kryssi. Before I even talk about how lucky I am to be with my boyfriend, can I, like, clear the air a bit first? Everyone always makes...
"Most psychics fear being exposed... however, in Madame Esmerelda's tent there is only exposure."
Justin looked around nervously at the wonderous costumes and people behind them who walked from event to event at Dingaling City's annual pride parade. This was Justin's first time, having been raised in a conservative environment that would blush at...
"Farm boy sees farm animals procreating and decides he too wants to procreate."
John stood in the sperm bank thinking of making babies, as that got him hot. Soon it came, the burst of sperm into the cup. As he walked past the newborn nursery window in the lesbian midwifery clinic, he was...
