"Could the victim last longer than the author?"
The Captain of the Venereal Guard looked at me, his face stony. “How could you? How could you insult our illustrious Queen like that?”I ignored him, looking down at my bound hands, ashamed, because there was nothing I could say...
"Strawberry lip-gloss, mixed with silliness, makes for a powerful aphrodisiac."
Amanda had the most infectious smile I’d seen on a girl. Her smile thrust dimples into each cheek and tweaked the tip of her nose to one side. Her teeth seemed to be smiling, too, as the delightful curve of her bite...
"A man discovers that while he is at work, his wife is working at a local porn studio"
Our marriage had been pretty good so far, but we always seemed to be tight on money. After almost two years we had most of what we wanted for the apartment, but still wanted other things. Like a newer car...
"Sedona, Arizona is not Flagstaff"
Some believe that Sedona, Arizona, is like the Pyramids—or is it Atlantis?—where celestial forces converge, or where ley lines become singularities, whatever that means, or maybe it has to do with the warp of time and space. Hard to say...
"Going 'all in' during a game of Texas Hold'em"
The cards were slick and stiff in my fingers. They smelled new. I took a long pull from my sweating bottle of beer, feeling relaxed and happy to have people over. A few days ago I read an article about...
"How can he say no?"
Tommy exhaled as he approached his boss’ limousine. The boss’ daughter wanted to go shopping, again, and it was his turn to provide security for her during her little outing. No one who worked for Mr. Sanchez wanted to get...
"Muff lunch? Oh Baby!!"
I look at Eva.She sighs. “I have two children. Shelby is seven, and Max is three.”She’s waiting for a reaction and softly gasps when I smile. “Can’t wait to meet them.”She sobs into my chest. “Only a dork would say...
"Shit, what a dork…"
Friday night and I’m the most boring guy out there. Well, if I was out there. The bar scene is not appealing to me, and the night strolls down the city sidewalk have me standing out like a sore thumb.My...
"Disclaimer: not all tacos are gluten free but mine is."
'I want to fuck you. I want to bend you over the table and fuck you with a strap on so big that it makes Godzilla's dick look small.'This was what I was thinking as I sat casually sipping my...
"A woman signs for the new neighbor's package, an indiscreetly wrapped sex toy. But is it the mother's or the daughter's?"
I’m somewhat fuzzy on the exact wording but am familiar with the thrust of the famous phrase, if you’ll pardon my pun. Chekov wrote: “If you have an oversized dildo in the first act, by the second, someone—lips parted, eyes...