"Do as you're told!"
“Go fuck yourself!” she yelled. Immediately, he was falling. He landed with a splash, naked, in the shower behind himself, two weeks later.His future self handed him the lubricant. “We’ve got five minutes!”Already hard, he stood and slid straight into his own...
"A man gets sent back in time against his will to fix a romance that didn't happen"
“I can’t think of a better reason for inventing time travel, can you?”I, Isaac Heinlein, genius and man about town, scratched my chin, my new beard always made me itchy.“Yeah, but it won’t work, Ray. You’ve seen the movies, it...
"Lightning reminds me yellow was her favorite color."
A raging thunderstorm interrupted my repeating dream of Colleen. I dreamed about her a lot. My encounter with Colleen was a missed opportunity but when you're 17, without a lot of worldly experience, it's easy to miss signals. I always...
"We all live in eternity."
I prepared for time travelI said goodbye to all my friends and familyI stripped off my clothesI took the secret potionMy body was wrapped in a white biodegradable shroudLoaded on a boatDropped in the ocean I awoke in the arms of...
"Be careful what you wish for"
"Fuck! No way!" said Sally."Yeah, sounds a bit dubious," agreed Kim, looking at the poster on the wall of the firm's tea room.Charity Date AuctionFriday 16th, 6pm"Fucking disgusting," said Sally, "I mean, how is that sort of thing even allowed...
"Adam and Eve Return to Earth to Give Humanity a New Beginning"
Eons of eons in the future, or at least what humanity once called the future, earth and all of its inhabitants have long disappeared. The sun, the beginning, and source of all life exhausted its hydrogen fuel, and, as a...
"If you could travel back in time to meet one person, who would you pick?"
Jane put down her pen with a sigh of satisfaction. She was pleased with the progress she had been making on her new novel, and she looked forward to reading the chapter she had just completed to her sister after...
"A passageway to the past and future has an unexpected exit."
What are the chances? Sure, it’s easy to figure out that half the time the coin will come up heads. But what about the seemingly random events that led to the stars, the sun, the Earth and the moon? How...
"A lecturer once told me: "Don't fuck with probability. It'll probably win." I shoulda believed him."
The nausea isn't as all-consuming as usual when I crawl in my underwear across the air-conditioned lock-up to lie gasping and perspiring at its edge. I must be acclimating to time jumps.Coherent thought's a luxury in these first few minutes...
"How can I get back the one thing I loved and lost?"
Growing up, I became interested in space and I blame my mom. She always had Star Trek or Star Wars on TV. Mom was also big on aliens. So, as you can imagine, that’s where I was drawn to. I...