Tentacle Monster Calamari Party (Part 2 of 2)

"After almost getting seduced by the tentacle monster from the bathroom dimension, Lorna has a party."

June was rolling the sushi while Lorna made another small batch of fried calamari. The luscious tentacles could easily be sliced or diced or shaved, and readily blended into a myriad of sushi styles. Cooking it, though, was trickier than...

It had been a good game. My team had beaten the Oilers by 2 and I’d consumed enough beer to have questionable morals, not to mention possibly poor judgement. The evening had started at a local tavern, one with a...

Sucker

"You never know what is hiding deep down at the bottom of a loch"

Hazel resurfaced from the freezing cold waters of Loch Morar. She looked up at the faces of her colleagues as they leaned over the side to help pull her back on board. The Faculty research vessel, or ‘the floating shithole’...