"Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrr! (Well, it says one liner)"
Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold,Me cutlass in me ‘and.In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at,Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls,All topless, fierce an’ tann’d.Wi’ naked breasts an’ nipples ‘ard,We wouldn’t ‘alf look...
"A night to remember in many ways."
I’d gone skiing in New Zealand in what was our usual summer, and found myself in Queenstown in mid-July. It was a crazy town, full of young and old enjoying the winter sports season, and some of the thrill seekers...
"Teachers Can Have Fun Too"
“Have you seen him yet? Oh my heaven, the man looks like he just walked off the runway, straight into our lives,” my friend Kaylee gushes. Her eyes light up, like a kid at Christmas, ready to pounce into the...
"A tantalizing poem to make you wet and wild"
The tip of your fingers gracefully slide down my curves My nerves becoming alight and alert Your eyes never leave mine Our souls entwining and becoming one You undress me gingerly and full of care I feel as if I...
"An excerpt from a private story, just to hold you all over."
“Want to?”She asked seductively. “If I ever say no to that, slap me.” She pushed me back and climbed onto me. We kissed as she grinded me. “Whoa.” “You're not a virgin anymore, I am not going easy on you.”...
"Your little Chef ?"
Tonight I want to cook up some funI'll go through the steps one by one First I get the little whipAs I hold your cock with a firm grip Softly I stroke you up and down Let me step out of...
"Sex on the high seas!"
Sailin o'er the' high seas my love, me cutlass in me hand Yer keepin' watch, steady as she goes, Ahoy! when there's sight o' land Steering a course, there for me, the riggin' fore and aft I unbuckle me belt,...
"Evelina learns to lose her virginity in life with the help of a man, whom doesn't know her secret"
It hurts. My eyes are straining and it is difficult to seewhen the lights are flashing as quickly as they are. The music is pounding, the people are dancing, the drinks are flowing and Kara is puking. Apparently she had...
"Do it like the Romans do"
The lovers leave the Parisian town Hop on a train to Rome, nothing brings them down Their first stop is the Vatican, a sight to seeWhere everyone gawks at statues with glee Then she smiles at him with lust A quick...
"Adventures in my mid-twenties after meeting Sharon, a gorgeous married older woman."
Previously, I had met Sharon, a gorgeous sexy blonde older married woman during my mid-twenties at a barbeque. We had chatted, flirted, and danced together.I had given her my number, and two weeks later we went for a drink. Afterwards, I...