"Naked man with yellow glow stick glued to his crotch breaks four minute mile."
Josh was desperate to get Veronica another job. The female redheaded double-breasted mattress thrasher worked in an adult bookstore. By the end of the day she was so desensitized to sex she wanted nothing to do with it. She read...
"The meat missile was rising on its launch vehicle."
The next day Josh stopped by the convenience store for cigarettes on the way home again. Eventually I’ll have to start buying my own. He had stripped to white boxer briefs with a picture of the Green Lantern on them....
"I can see that you're randy, but what's your name?"
Randy had joined a gym downtown. He was addicted to working out, the way Josh was to cigarettes. One evening, out on the patio, he asked me if I wanted to go work out with him the next day. I...
"Did you enjoy last night?"
I woke up the next morning to find myself in bed alone. I got up,brushed my teeth, put on some underwear, and walked to the kitchen. I thought I had smelled coffee. Randy and Paul were at the kitchen table...
"Naked traffic stop caught on dash cam. Mixup in the bedroom. Play the cards you got."
The weekend after Lucy’s first visit Josh and I went downtown hoo-hah hunting. Dance clubs were not my thing, and bars weren’t Josh’s. We probably should have sorted that shit out before we left the house. My elderly two-door Ford...
"Eat your heart out, Mr. Rogers"
Shortly after we moved in, we went roving around our clothing-optional neighborhood. We just knew there would be gorgeous young naked chicks on every corner begging for us to satisfy their lustful needs. Think again. In a clothing optional environment,...
"The principal catches Ariel and thinks he's compromised her. She exacts revenge."
Monday morning Ariel spotted Jasmine, Bell, and Cindy standing on the lawn in front of school and veered toward them. Cindy whistled low and long when she saw Ariel approaching. Scanning her friend up and down, she said, “Wow, Ariel....
"A nightmare which arouses me"
I will start with the first “fantasy” I had, which I have thought about ever since I began masturbating a few years ago. This actually started as a bad dream/nightmare, which I had when I was younger, and used to...
"Everything changes when you cross the line"
It was about ten in the morning and I had just woken. I was lying in bed trying to let my eyes focus after waking from a deep sleep. I noticed there is a crack of sunlight sneaking through the blackout curtains. It was refracting against...
