"Pirate Henry nets himself a lustful mermaid and enjoys her love—until others arrive"
Today, Henry finally answered a great question that has preoccupied his mind ever since he took to the high seas as a young sailor-turn-pirate: exactly how do you have sex with a mermaid?Once he had captured her in an unbelievable...
"Arrrrr!"
My hands are tied above my head with my pantaloons pulled down and gathered around the tops of my leather buckled boots. On deck, my rounded arse is on display for the gawking crew. The whir of the propellers cuts the...
Alice plucked a daisy and idly plucked the petals, one by one with a sigh. She’d grown bored of sitting on the bank, her bare feet dangling in the cool waters of the brook, while her sister read.‘It’s not even...
In the year sixteen hundred and forty twoLoaded down with kegs of rumSailed a powerful pirate shipIt’s name was Ropes of Cum, boys,It’s name was Ropes of Cum. Her Captain was Red LizzyNo one knew where she was fromShe ran the...
An age when the world as we knew it was smaller, and there were lands still not discovered. An age where the sea washed upon distant shores. It was no longer thought of as a square. It, a majestic ship, constructed...
"Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrr! (Well, it says one liner)"
Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold,Me cutlass in me ‘and.In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at,Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls,All topless, fierce an’ tann’d.Wi’ naked breasts an’ nipples ‘ard,We wouldn’t ‘alf look...
"Sex on the high seas!"
Sailin o'er the' high seas my love, me cutlass in me hand Yer keepin' watch, steady as she goes, Ahoy! when there's sight o' land Steering a course, there for me, the riggin' fore and aft I unbuckle me belt,...
"How many pirates does it take to screw the Princess of England? Find out here."
Once up a time there lived a pirate by the name of Long John Thomas. A bloodthirsty fiend who terrorised the kingdom of Albion, he sailed the seven seas on his trusty galleon the Randy Badger. Any man who dared...
