Volcano
"As she is walking to the store an awakening volcano causes an earthquake and she is thrown to the floor, unable to see, a man comes to help her."
Please note that I am a British female, and I write in British English and vernacular, so for me a 'fanny' is the correct term for female genitalia, a 'pussy' is a pet cat, and the 'ass' is a 'bum'...









