"A happy couple vacationing in a Tuscan cottage gets a visit from the cottage owner's son to repair their broken water heater."
“There’s no hot water!” Monica yelled from the shower in their small cottage.“Ugh. All right—maybe the circuit breaker tripped. I’ll see if I can find it,” Walker called back.Walker was annoyed that he had to spend part of his vacation...
"... except this dildo..."
“Alamak, dildo ah? Cannot lah! Offensive weapon: stick up pilot backside hijack aeroplane! Singapore girl only use fingers lah – more hygienic!“No, fingers not for hijack, for stick up backside. Left hand only, then wash with soapy water, keep clean!...
"What will Riley do now?"
ACT THREE, SCENE ONE“Well, you’ve got some fucking gall, turning up now, after all these years!” Riley spat the words out with contempt – but some indecision, which was evident in the way her accent wavered: part of her felt...
"the next day..."
“Evenin’, guvnor. Wha’ can I do yer for?”“Bit delicate, mate. Missus’s not too ‘appy: me tool’s too big…”“Never known a lady to complain about that!”“Well, tight squeeze, see. I mean, she wants me to do ‘er… ya know… dirt passage…”“Eh?”“‘Er…...
Kelly was up as soon as the Sun rose and headed toward her parents' cottage. Kyle remained behind in his sleeping bag, questioning himself."What are you doing?" he asked himself. " As if life wasn't complicated enough without adding wanting...
"The first time in the real world"
The message on my phone said“The conference has ended, so I am all yours. I’m in room 505. Bring a bottle of wine and a bottle of lube. I’m looking forward to finding out whether you are all talk or...
"A perving shelf-stacker gets more than he bargained for."
“Are you checking out my tits?”“Erm, yes: I mean, no. Sorry.”“Dirty bugger. Here, have a proper look.”She pulls down her tight purple top. A bare boob pops out. Barry blushes but can’t keep his eyes off the exposed nipple.“Listen, I...
"Nurse Nora leaves her favorite patient very happy."
He's asleep but awakens to a sweet smell of vanilla and caramel when she enters his room. He is still groggy, and his eyelids feel heavy. He hears her say, “Mr. Jones, it is Nurse Nora. I’m here to check on...
As much as Barry looked forward to the bright and sunny days and splashing around in their pool with his cousins, he looked forward to the nights even more. It would be an hour or so after the families had...
