"My fantasy comes true in the Swiss Alps…"
I am British and come from one of those traditional upper-class families. Dad was forty-two when I was born and my mother thirty-eight. Against all expectations, an incorrigible bachelor and a confirmed spinster had come together and actually conceived a...
"If you could fuck anyone in the world, who would you choose?"
“I fucked your Mom last night… in the ass. Again. She loved every second.”I rolled my eyes. “You are one sick fuck, you know that?”“Svoboda, Svoboda. Don’t put it in there. You’re too big!”“My Mom would never say that. No...
"Eric works past his hesitancy with Millie"
“You are allowed pets in your apartment?” Eric’s father asked as he emerged from the bathroom.Eric, seated with his mother at the table, frowned and asked, “What are you talking about? What pet?”“There is a small black and furry creature...
"The newlyweds arrive at their hotel..."
The wedding had gone off without a hitch. Seamus and Colleen were now married and embarking on the rest of their lives. The church had been decorated out with beautiful flowers, the colour of her choice. Burgundy red roses mixed...
"What are you wearing, baby?"
You sent me a love poem,I loved what you said. Then I found out it was meantfor someone else instead. When you sent the message,You were a bit under the weather. It was a twist of fateThat brought us together.I wish you weren’t a...
"If you want something badly enough..."
The clock says midnight will be here soon,Almost time for the ladies to swoon. Everyone’s eyes subtly scanning the room,Seeking the one they wish to kiss soon. I see you standing on the far side,You caught me gazing at you doe-eyed, I’ve only...
"“Don’t forget to forget to pack your bathing suit!”"
Sunday morning, I was still in bed trying to keep as warm as humanly possible in a bloody freezing London flat. I was reading Thursday’s paper, catching up with old news. Actually, I was not looking for news — I...
"Phil and Nigel compare notes on their respective previous weekend's adventures, and it leads to more"
Remember I told you about my weekend with Rashid? Well, it seems Nigel had a good night out as well at the start of the weekend, so we met up for a drink last night so we could compare notes.It...
"One night on the pull ends up as a weekend of fun"
So there we were, me and my mate Nigel, out on the town for a pull and a piss up. Well what else is there to do on a wet weekend in London?We started off at our local, the Crab...
