The screen remains stubbornly blank today. I'm not sure what to do to get the juices flowing. Aside from a repeat of my performance in the shower an hour ago. But it's early yet and I never masturbate more than...
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Friends to the End
"Such good friends deserve a mention"
You are always with meAnd have a certain flairYou always do my biddingDetached of any careYou do not ever questionOr think anything's amiss Like partners in crimeYou render me to coital bliss So intimately touchingAs you join me in my bed Caressing my...
Big Bang Rock Cock
"Seaman Kirk gets a massive rock cock."
U.S. Destroyer Tempra sailed West along the Northern African coast. Onboard, the crew was gathered ready for the briefing and eager to get to the new port.Chief Petty Officer Dashworth looked at his men as they crammed into the room,...
Dear Waverly | Lesbian
"Tristy loved her girlfriend Waverly."
In the wash of new light, Tristy sat in a boring lesson. Yawn."Waverly, Waverly, Waverly," Tristy sang to herself in a daze. Oh, with Tristy and her dear Waverly currently walls apart, Tristy longed for her girlfriend's presence. With her...
The Abduction of Lady Jessica
"A fun, filthy steampunk romp set in an alternative London."
“Frottage, clean the sybian,” ordered Lady Jessica Featherstonehaugh as she climbed off the sex machine with a squelch and stubbed out her cigar on the aged retainer’s bald head. “Did you instruct Drummond to saddle up Rusty? I am meeting...
Pillow Princess
"Oh-la-la, this was what she desired most."
Oh-la-la, this was what she desired most:a lick on the pussy hired by the horny host.I signed an application form to become a cowgirl's servicewoman,that I'd come to her home every morning to eat her pudding.She was a pillow princess...
The Hungarian
"My fantasy comes true in the Swiss Alps…"
I am British and come from one of those traditional upper-class families. Dad was forty-two when I was born and my mother thirty-eight. Against all expectations, an incorrigible bachelor and a confirmed spinster had come together and actually conceived a...
Famous and Fucked
"If you could fuck anyone in the world, who would you choose?"
“I fucked your Mom last night… in the ass. Again. She loved every second.”I rolled my eyes. “You are one sick fuck, you know that?”“Svoboda, Svoboda. Don’t put it in there. You’re too big!”“My Mom would never say that. No...
Eric has a Red-haired Conundrum (Part 2 of 2)
"Eric works past his hesitancy with Millie"
“You are allowed pets in your apartment?” Eric’s father asked as he emerged from the bathroom.Eric, seated with his mother at the table, frowned and asked, “What are you talking about? What pet?”“There is a small black and furry creature...
Reservation
"The newlyweds arrive at their hotel..."
The wedding had gone off without a hitch. Seamus and Colleen were now married and embarking on the rest of their lives. The church had been decorated out with beautiful flowers, the colour of her choice. Burgundy red roses mixed...