“How bad is it?”The questioned lowered her sun-glasses and exposed cherry-red corneas.“Oooh, that looks bad.”“That motherfucker…”“Hey, he probably didn’t do it on purpose, right?”“I told him to drop it on my tits…”“You assumed he was a dropper when he’s obviously...
humour
I’ll never learn, heavens above,Done it again, fallen in love.Couple, throuple; they’re so last year,We’re polycules, a square my dear. Jess really was a bit of a whore,Everyone called her pussy galore.A while since she’d worn knickers,Easy access for her harem...
A Smile That Can Make Panties Drop 6
"Sammi and David head back to the cottage"
'I can't believe I just did that. I don't know what you've done to me, David, but I was never this dirty before I met you.''I don't think you're dirty.'Sammi raised her eyebrows. 'Really? Because I just jerked you off...
'David, where did you hear those words?'David Hinch rolled onto the sodden grass. Beside him, Sammi opened one eye and surreptitiously looked over at him. 'The same place I heard that your tight little tushie broke a toilet seat and that...
En garde!
"All for cum and cum for all!"
“Prêt? Allez!”Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust!Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wrestled in their fist-sheath.D’Artagnan watched from his...
Luna Meets A Bounty Hunter
"Stereotypical unpleasant encounters aren't always unpleasant in real life"
The harsh chords of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades pierced the air as the lone occupant of the house sang along. A hard knocking somehow made it through Lemmy’s gravelly vocals and brought a halt to the single woman concert that...
Have you ever had a nightmare when something happens to your sleeping, unconscious body in the physical world and your mind weaves the experience into your nightmare, making them the most realistic, terrifying, disturbing dreams ever? I had a few...
Living Next Door To Hephaestus
"Ever wondered what became of Hephaestus?"
I’m Margot, and I’m a Sarxite.You don’t know what a Sarxite is? Well, the short version is that we’re the beings that have been written out of what you people feel obliged to call “Greek myth”. Except there’s nothing mythical...
Just her Luck
"Making the most of the end of days..."
She enslaved the only zombie in the apocalypse that didn’t consume flesh.Well…depends on your definition of consume.Tits, twat and tushy were his preferences.All it took was a tug on his leash and he’d amble over to feast. Her initial disgust...
The Penguin
"Negotiations with a prostitute"
"How much for a blow job?"“It’ll be fifty quid”“I’ve only got twenty, what can I get for that?"“For twenty, you can have a penguin.”“A penguin? what’s that?”“I’ll show you.”Taking the money, she dropped to her knees, tugging his pants and...