"Sammi and David head back to the cottage"
'I can't believe I just did that. I don't know what you've done to me, David, but I was never this dirty before I met you.''I don't think you're dirty.'Sammi raised her eyebrows. 'Really? Because I just jerked you off...
'David, where did you hear those words?'David Hinch rolled onto the sodden grass. Beside him, Sammi opened one eye and surreptitiously looked over at him. 'The same place I heard that your tight little tushie broke a toilet seat and that...
"All for cum and cum for all!"
“Prêt? Allez!”Breeches fell, swords were drawn from soft scabbards, and they met - thrust, parry, thrust!Porthos’ purple point grazed Aramis’. Grips tightened, drawn together, corps-à-corps. Lips mashed, moustaches tangled. Their duelling pink épées wrestled in their fist-sheath.D’Artagnan watched from his...
"Stereotypical unpleasant encounters aren't always unpleasant in real life"
The harsh chords of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades pierced the air as the lone occupant of the house sang along. A hard knocking somehow made it through Lemmy’s gravelly vocals and brought a halt to the single woman concert that...
Have you ever had a nightmare when something happens to your sleeping, unconscious body in the physical world and your mind weaves the experience into your nightmare, making them the most realistic, terrifying, disturbing dreams ever? I had a few...
"Ever wondered what became of Hephaestus?"
I’m Margot, and I’m a Sarxite.You don’t know what a Sarxite is? Well, the short version is that we’re the beings that have been written out of what you people feel obliged to call “Greek myth”. Except there’s nothing mythical...
"Making the most of the end of days..."
She enslaved the only zombie in the apocalypse that didn’t consume flesh.Well…depends on your definition of consume.Tits, twat and tushy were his preferences.All it took was a tug on his leash and he’d amble over to feast. Her initial disgust...
"Negotiations with a prostitute"
"How much for a blow job?"“It’ll be fifty quid”“I’ve only got twenty, what can I get for that?"“For twenty, you can have a penguin.”“A penguin? what’s that?”“I’ll show you.”Taking the money, she dropped to her knees, tugging his pants and...
"One should always be cautious with terrors on the loose...or should you?"
Mouths salivated on receipt of random rimmings,The Booty Monster was on the prowl.Parting bubbly cheeks and swirling it’s licentious long tongue into women’s rectums all over town.Explosions of, ‘eat my fucking ass!’ from the windows of those chosen,Pleas of ‘please,...
"Food foreplay"
A solitary dropFalling through the airIt misses its markThat’s not fair With outstretched tongueYou erase the offenseMy nipple hardensIn its own defense Watching, waitingA reluctant dropFinally, it lets goLands with a plop I race you to itBut, I sigh in defeatYou get there...
