The Penguin

"Negotiations with a prostitute"

"How much for a blow job?"“It’ll be fifty quid”“I’ve only got twenty, what can I get for that?"“For twenty, you can have a penguin.”“A penguin? what’s that?”“I’ll show you.”Taking the money, she dropped to her knees, tugging his pants and...

The Booty Monster

"One should always be cautious with terrors on the loose...or should you?"

Mouths salivated on receipt of random rimmings,The Booty Monster was on the prowl.Parting bubbly cheeks and swirling it’s licentious long tongue into women’s rectums all over town.Explosions of, ‘eat my fucking ass!’ from the windows of those chosen,Pleas of ‘please,...

Drip, Drop, Splat

"Food foreplay"

A solitary dropFalling through the airIt misses its markThat’s not fair With outstretched tongueYou erase the offenseMy nipple hardensIn its own defense Watching, waitingA reluctant dropFinally, it lets goLands with a plop I race you to itBut, I sigh in defeatYou get there...

Starting Over

"“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently,” Henry Ford"

 Continuous pulses rippled through the oozing folds of my hungry quim. The Sybian2400’s pleasure waves, on my favourite intermittent setting, had already wracked my body and wrecked my g-spot.Greedily going for more; the dildo hunted and corralled another round of...

Polka Dot Panties

"A day in the life…"

Pick me, pick me!Yea! A whole day luxuriating in her warm, snug nest!Wheee—down to the ankles we go! Must be pee-pee time. Lovely view!Oops—missed a few drips! No problem. I’m cotton—nice and absorbent!What’s happening now? She’s getting excited! Really humid here! Whose fingers...

The Screaming Climax

"A piece of new equipment gives the ladies what they're looking for at the gym"

Odd that the latest piece of gym equipment was located in the dusty basement; odd too that there was such a long line of women waiting to use it.The claims on the posters were typically outlandish: Makes it easy to...

Shagged Out With The Covid19 Blues

"Self abuse in lockdown"

Oh god, here she comes again. I don’t think I can take much more of this.I used to be a treat… a naughty little 'get her in the mood' thing. Maybe once or twice a week, she’d open the dressing...