Squirting
"Just a bit of fun."
Oh woe is me, I wonder why My little pussy is so dry? Could it be while on the cam I squirted like the Hoover Dam? And that excited my old boy Who encouraged me to use a toy. Then...
humour
They Came For Your Anus – Act I
"The erotic account of man's first contact with alien life."
In the town of Badonkadonk there lived a man called Chuck Johnson. Chuck was just an average guy. He was twenty one years old and still lived with his parents. He had an older brother, Lance, who’d recently come out...
In Search Of A Young Spud, I Mean Stud
"Damn autocorrect ruins another young woman's hopes and dreams..."
There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pictures...
Mariah… My Wank Mistress
"How I met Mariah, a crossdresser's dream..."
We first made contact about three years ago, on one of those dirty dating sites. I was showing my tranny profile, Velvet, at the time, and was being hit on by a bunch of dirty old men, when this "Mariah" person...
Bare-Butt Buttocks Burning Bright
"Spanking new version of a William Blake classic"
Was her buttocks lewdly shownO'er a knee, her thong pulled down?They saw a gorgeous brace of buns.How smooth her shaven Venus Mons! Her nether garment was slipped offPast her jeans which she did slough.Naked now from waist to toeOh how her bare butt soon...
Yin/Yang Yoga
"Yoga class conducted by the Master who is inspired by a greater Master"
Yin/Yang Yoga Classes were designed for the spiritual enrichment of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 20. Therefore members were recruited from local High Schools and colleges. Parental permission slips were filled out and all legal precautions were taken...
Trial by Jury of Her Peers (or oglers)
"Barrister embarrassed bare assed take off but not strip Sir William S. Gilbert again"
When I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very short, Tube tops that displayed my boobies,...
My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning
"Another satire from HMS Pinafore"
BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We're sniveling little chaps Whose bums...
Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can’t think why!)
"Satriical ditty re King Gama's Song by William S. Gilbert"
If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re too small to detect....
Nightmare Butt-Fuck Song
"I loan the naughty version of the Nightmare song below to WIlliam S. Gilbert"
When you're lying awake as your butt starts to ache And your sphincter's so sore that it makes you whine, You deserve a rebuke for shoving that cuke Way up there, where the sun can’t ever shine. If you'd used...