"Damn autocorrect ruins another young woman's hopes and dreams..."
There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pictures...
"How I met Mariah, a crossdresser's dream..."
We first made contact about three years ago, on one of those dirty dating sites. I was showing my tranny profile, Velvet, at the time, and was being hit on by a bunch of dirty old men, when this "Mariah" person...
"Spanking new version of a William Blake classic"
Was her buttocks lewdly shownO'er a knee, her thong pulled down?They saw a gorgeous brace of buns.How smooth her shaven Venus Mons! Her nether garment was slipped offPast her jeans which she did slough.Naked now from waist to toeOh how her bare butt soon...
"Yoga class conducted by the Master who is inspired by a greater Master"
Yin/Yang Yoga Classes were designed for the spiritual enrichment of boys and girls between the ages of 17 and 20. Therefore members were recruited from local High Schools and colleges. Parental permission slips were filled out and all legal precautions were taken...
"Barrister embarrassed bare assed take off but not strip Sir William S. Gilbert again"
When I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very short, Tube tops that displayed my boobies,...
"Another satire from HMS Pinafore"
BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We're sniveling little chaps Whose bums...
"Satriical ditty re King Gama's Song by William S. Gilbert"
If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re too small to detect....
"I loan the naughty version of the Nightmare song below to WIlliam S. Gilbert"
When you're lying awake as your butt starts to ache And your sphincter's so sore that it makes you whine, You deserve a rebuke for shoving that cuke Way up there, where the sun can’t ever shine. If you'd used...
"For she is an Englishmen's dream"
Despite all of the evidence Like cream inside her underpants She remains technically pure She remains technically pure Of the sex act she is wary Though she’d long since lost her cherry And she does experiment. Yes, she does experiment....
"Maiden Japan and laid in every port these three girls know how to cavort"
Each girl described below is over the age of 16 TRIO – Cum-Cum , Peep-Hole , and Titties-Sing , with Chorus of Girls . The Three . Three little sluts who drool are we, Hungry for any cock we see...