"Things that can go wrong"
We had met at a seminar the month before, and had been messaging and chatting since. She was 38, married with two teenage kids, starting to rebuild her career, having taken a break. I could see she was a go-getter,...
"His hairy arse cheeks clenched like two sweaty, partly deflated beach-balls."
“Oh, Bianca. You are the perfect woman,” breathed Eric passionately as he positioned his heavy frame between her slender legs. “The curve of your ruby red lips, the supple swell of your huge breasts, everything about you is so beautiful.”...
"Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrr! (Well, it says one liner)"
Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold,Me cutlass in me ‘and.In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at,Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls,All topless, fierce an’ tann’d.Wi’ naked breasts an’ nipples ‘ard,We wouldn’t ‘alf look...
"Unexpected and very intense sex with a Friend of my Wife's"
I sleep with my gardener as well. I hadn’t really thought about it much until we moved locally about a mile to our present area. The new garden needed a lot of work and effort put into it to change...
"Some people can be just too perfect, can't they?"
Sipping decaf skinny latte,I cringe as I see you enterMy special coffee-shop,New girlfriend giggling inanely on your arm.Little Miss Hipster Fashionista,Still wearing her ditsy woolly hat,Though it’s 25 in the shadeOn this sunny summer afternoon.Crop top showing just too much...
"What would happen if you woke up as a witch?"
No world existed beyond the spill of cold light from the car headlamps. A midnight shroud had settled, smothering the land in a gloom where only dim glimmers and deep dark shadows existed. Storm clouds loomed menacingly in the nighttime...
"Fanny is aware that most people regard Qafira, her foreign teacher, as a freak."
Fanny regarded her teacher with fascination from where she sat at the back of the classroom. Qafira was so very thin. Were they all as thin as her where she came from? Almost all skin and bones. Hardly any fat...
"Two Lush members meet for the first and probably only time."
Dear Hunglikeadonkey, Meeting you today.Mark,It was great to meet you today and I hope you caught your bus. First meetings are always awkward, especially as we are both expecting to go all the way. It’s not like a first date,...
"If Shakespeare had continued to write porn..."
If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now.You all do know this thong. I rememberThe first time ever Sarah put it on;'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent,That day she came over the Nervii.Look! in this place ran...
"If Shakespeare had written a porn...."
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives!What light through yonder beaver breaks?It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun.I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs asI removed my source of Grecian power,As if King Midas...