"Some people can be just too perfect, can't they?"
Sipping decaf skinny latte,I cringe as I see you enterMy special coffee-shop,New girlfriend giggling inanely on your arm.Little Miss Hipster Fashionista,Still wearing her ditsy woolly hat,Though it’s 25 in the shadeOn this sunny summer afternoon.Crop top showing just too much...
"What would happen if you woke up as a witch?"
No world existed beyond the spill of cold light from the car headlamps. A midnight shroud had settled, smothering the land in a gloom where only dim glimmers and deep dark shadows existed. Storm clouds loomed menacingly in the nighttime...
"Fanny is aware that most people regard Qafira, her foreign teacher, as a freak."
Fanny regarded her teacher with fascination from where she sat at the back of the classroom. Qafira was so very thin. Were they all as thin as her where she came from? Almost all skin and bones. Hardly any fat...
"Two Lush members meet for the first and probably only time."
Dear Hunglikeadonkey, Meeting you today.Mark,It was great to meet you today and I hope you caught your bus. First meetings are always awkward, especially as we are both expecting to go all the way. It’s not like a first date,...
"If Shakespeare had continued to write porn..."
If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now.You all do know this thong. I rememberThe first time ever Sarah put it on;'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent,That day she came over the Nervii.Look! in this place ran...
"If Shakespeare had written a porn...."
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives!What light through yonder beaver breaks?It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun.I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs asI removed my source of Grecian power,As if King Midas...
"What would it take for you to betray your best friend?"
“Ok, who’s next?” Lucifer shifted on his throne, shifting his long red tail to one side, and looked at the list of names on the fireproof piece of paper on the desk in front of him. “Colin, your Satanic Majesty,”...
It wasn't that Mona disliked being referred to as the 'Cream Queen', or the 'Queen of Cream', or whatever. It was just that it annoyed her that she herself couldn't help but play up to the naked innuendo the nicknames...
"A little more of the continuing love story"
Donna and Nellie’s Indiscretion I arrived late one evening at the pub which we always refer to as the Jill and Whistle. I was rather taken aback when I saw Nellie standing beside Donna. This would not normally arouse my...
"Short episodes of conversation and love"
Donna and Equality ‘If,’ said Donna, ‘all men are created equal, what about women?’ She had the ability to raise such matters at moments when I was not entirely able to reply, this time being engaged upon a mission to...
