"Professor Cuntslicker is having a bad day. And Anna has a tea party..."
Professor Emma Jane Cuntslicker, PGCF, FD, FRSF (Fellow of the Royal Society of Fuckers), sat slumped at her desk, weighing up the events of the week. Had there ever been a worse one during the course of her entire twenty-year...
Half asleep, my cheek resting against her warm thigh, a lazy smile playing on my lips. Her legs, crossed at the ankles, her toenails unadorned. Not too long ago I was sucking on them. Right after I’d licked the soles...
Luna squeezed his cock and sputtered half a giggle, the kind that almost sounds like a tiny cough. He was marble hard, standing thick and substantial. Her grip was iron tight, forcing a rush of blood into the tip that...
"Mary visits her favorite client, who has a taste for the sweeter things in life..."
I was feeling anxious as I knocked on Ryan's door. Of all my clients, Ryan was my favorite. It wasn't because he was younger or more handsome than the others. It was because of how different he was. Ryan wasn't...
"…and tufts of wild grass that whisper all day"
Playful bright pinks and soft pastel blues,Tangerine sherbet on the horizon infuseA palette of evening huesWhich your heart and soul embrace with delight,The majestic display of the eventide light.Watching a consumed sun cast its last dying raysIgniting cloud wisps in...
"It was only ever meant to be a sporting partnership."
“You cannot be serious. Dean Bradley wants me to partner him? But he’s the world number 6.”“Yes, but he was number 1, remember. He’s slowing down now, he’s started playing more doubles, and he’s looking for a new partner. Apparently,...
"Are you hungry for something sweet?"
Juices as sweet as a peach Nipples the color of a ripe berry My innocent love I give to thee Along with the gift of my cherry With your hard and mighty staff Please breach me gently my love My...
"It's time to eat."
You're the cheese on my cracker The cream in my pieThe icing on my cakeThe apple of my eye. You're the ice in my cubeThe bubble in my gumThe nibble on my lipBefore I taste your tongue Oh can't you see I...
"Gary gets to test the pill his chemist girlfriend invented to enhance his and her sexual pleasure."
(A sequel to "Coming for the Chemist) I was elated when Maria called me to set up a visit with her and two friends to “test” the pill she invented. She set up the meeting at the home of one...
"Being a male stripper is no piece of cake, but some cake can make the job very interesting"
Maybe you think being a male stripper is a glamorous job. Maybe the very job title conjures up images of Chippendales and a hall full of excitable females, maybe even those videos with a room full of women eager to...
