"You ever have someone love you so much that it scares you?"
The roses he left at my doorI told him were a no.That time he ambushed with a ringStill makes me go “woah.”The chocolate that I used to tameHis tongue a touch more civilThe teddy he once knit for meAnd the gifts...
Living beneath the deep blue seaMonster feared by ship and fleetsTeasing under breaking wavesFoamy tension cut with feelers greatGiving myself, sacrificial goatSplayed out for you like piece of meatSuction cups of ancient loreStick to me until I’m soreWithin the pitch...
iPearly gates opened, celestial music played and St. Peter, dressed in a large, sky blue tunic appeared. White bearded, spectacled, his pace had the dignity that only time, and peace of mind can give. He stared at...
"'We all touch the flames at least once to prove they're hot.’ - Richelle E. Goodrich"
The unctuous sales pitch droned on and on; the view’s fantastic, the location amazing, nothing like it on our books, yadda yadda yadda.Seething, a sarcastic ‘shaddap your face’ nearly escaped, for cloying words don’t suck me in. Those pristine silica...
"You can learn a lot about a person in the briefest of moments."
“Turn...around,” he says slowly, sternly. He is seated, not far from her, watching with avid intent. She doesn’t move, just stands there staring back at him. Frozen. Intimidated.With a downward angling index finger, he makes a swirling motion as if to...
"Dani puts everything on the line for the game and her team."
"Wait, what?""You heard me, unless you're afraid," she said teasingly. "I would understand that coming from you, not to mention your sorry-ass third-string Broncos."Dani's proposal caught me off-guard. Maybe it shouldn't have, but it did.It will help to have a...
"Our competitive girlfriends want to know who has the biggest, best performing cock"
It was in the early nineties when my now wife Tina and I were in college together. These were the pre-smartphone days. Tina lived together with her two best friends in a dorm room, I had my own apartment. I...
"“In our darkest hour, the Gods imbued five heroines ..." Percales, History of the Pergamon People"
My life’s flame is flickering; that candle has burnt brightly, but the wick nears the end. And when I, Ana, the last of Percales’ so-called heroines enter the afterlife, then, my friends, then what will you remember of us?Percales has...
Following an intensive selection process, both Jayne and I were selected for Team GB at the Masturbation Olympics.Over the last couple of weeks we competed in rounds of heats against people from all over the world and, unfortunately, Jayne was...
"If Masturbation was an Olympic event..."
Jayne and I were both part of Team GB for the Masturbation Olympics. Amazingly, I got through to the finals so I'm going to skip the heats and jump to the finals. My event will follow in Part 2 but...
