"Katie and Geoff teach the young crowd how to keep warm in winter"
Demand for taxis snaked a mile, a Saturday downtown,As Geoff saw too much-naked flesh with frost hard on the ground."They'll catch their death," he muttered as his inner thoughts sprang free,And heard a voice behind him whisper, "Well said, I...
"the unconventional tackle matters in the only way they know how"
"Who made the rules?" he asked her. "We should make our own instead."He said as eccentricity drew her into his bed."I take your point," she told him as they talked about their writing.And took a break to ponder matters equally...
"Cursed by spoonerisms, two lost souls come together at Christmas."
Another lonely Christmas loomed. Imprisoned by circumstances, Stella rarely spoke to people, and when she did, it was only a matter of time before she slipped up.Stella couldn't believe her eyes when she saw him walking past with a message...
"Every time they spoke, their words suggested climax in the plot, and the experts were impotent."
"Innuendoitis," the specialist told Kyrie with a sympathetic look she could not see behind his mask and protective hood."Christmas is going to come soon. You're telling me I must sit alone and hope for a stroke of luck?" Kyrie said...
"Flora has a need and she'll do whatever to get satisfaction."
There was a clatter on the floor.Flora looked behind her in frustration. The old guy who was trying to fuck her was fumbling around distractedly because his false teeth had fallen out and tumbled to the floor.Flora sighed vocally. She...
"When Sarah’s Bridesmaids have a threeway together, their dresses go missing in the process."
Sarah was looking into the mirror with a smile. Her big day had come, and she was so excited about finally marrying her best friend, Lucas. She had been planning this day for months, and everything was perfect.Sarah was a...
"Maggie’s bad luck leaves her with a broken car, and a torn dress."
Maggie was driving home one sunny afternoon after she had just attended a friend's wedding. She was wearing her beautiful yellow sundress and her bright yellow high heels. She was an hour away from home, and needed to get back,...
"Allen decompresses with his new girlfriend, but a nosy reporter could bring it all crashing down"
Makennah took a sharp breath and sized up Jane’s appearance before replying. Jane herself looked like she’d just gotten done with a shower after sex, especially as she too, appeared to be a guest of The Sleepy Inn.“Who am I...
"A trip to the infamous Sleepy Inn gives new meaning to the phrase, 'getting off work'"
Finally, the long day Makennah and Allen had spent at the Nine Cedars Country Club pool had drawn to an end. Makennah hurriedly straightened up the lifeguard office and logged some paperwork while Allen helpfully swam out and set up...
"The Monty Python influence is strong in this one..."
“It seems to me,” muttered Balthazar as he stirred the teapot, “That gold, frankincense, and myrrh are pretty stupid gifts to bring a ten-day-old baby. Why don’t we get him a stuffed camel or a rattle or something like that?...