"Allen decompresses with his new girlfriend, but a nosy reporter could bring it all crashing down"
Makennah took a sharp breath and sized up Jane’s appearance before replying. Jane herself looked like she’d just gotten done with a shower after sex, especially as she too, appeared to be a guest of The Sleepy Inn.“Who am I...
"A trip to the infamous Sleepy Inn gives new meaning to the phrase, 'getting off work'"
Finally, the long day Makennah and Allen had spent at the Nine Cedars Country Club pool had drawn to an end. Makennah hurriedly straightened up the lifeguard office and logged some paperwork while Allen helpfully swam out and set up...
"The Monty Python influence is strong in this one..."
“It seems to me,” muttered Balthazar as he stirred the teapot, “That gold, frankincense, and myrrh are pretty stupid gifts to bring a ten-day-old baby. Why don’t we get him a stuffed camel or a rattle or something like that?...
"Allen and Maria's liaison is interrupted by a surprise guest star ..."
Maria pulled her hair away from her shoulder blades as Allen soaped up her back with the shower kooshie. He scrubbed all along Maria’s back and her ticklish sides, to the top of her ass, as she sighed and giggled...
"The moment we've all been waiting for!"
Allen put down the phone and got a fluttery feeling through his stomach. He wasn’t sure what to expect. Maria had just called him to mysteriously say she had something for him. But she said it belonged to him. Maria...
"Allen's masturbatory antics put his father in a real bind"
Jane was back in the police station, drawing attention, and not just because she was a stunning, leggy blonde whose outfit showcased her figure. She approached the desk sergeant, who looked like Norm from Cheers, except in uniform, and asked...
"The intrepid local news reporter gets on the trail of a sticky story"
“Springfield Sentinel,” Holly, the receptionist, said professionally into her headset.“Holly, may I speak to Jane,” Allen said, rather agitatedly. Jane was a 26-year-old recent journalism school graduate working the cops beat at the Sentinel, her hometown paper. More importantly, she...
"A small-town police officer keeps the peace as only she can ..."
BANG BANG BANGBANGBANGBANG.Maria pounded the plexiglass window on the storm door at Lillian’s house. Rosa, the housekeeper, appeared at the door with a concerned look on her face expecting there was a fire emergency or something. It was just Maria,...
"A lonely divorcee's only thrill is killed, putting revenge on the menu"
The year was 1989.Clank-clank.At the sound of an aluminum ladder being positioned against the side of the next door house, Maria practically leaped from her seat in the breakfast nook of her sun-splashed kitchen and sprinted for her bedroom window....
"A Comedy Tale For a Hot Friend Here On Lush"
After getting caught spying on Ms. Pussy and her cheerleading squad in the showers after practice, Mr. Dick was suspended from Fantasy Memorial High for one week, which meant he could not quarterback the Ragin’ Erections in their big Homecoming...