Don’t You Just Love Jelly and Cream?

"Alan squirted cream all over my tit, covering it in a great white mound"

I looked at the state of the kitchen table and sighed. The aftermath of a children’s tea party is never a pretty sight, and this bunch of eight-year olds seem to have thrown as much jelly and ice-cream around as...

I’m a Bit Tied Up this Afternoon

"It was such a turn-on lying there with my vibrator up inside me..."

“Come on, Annie, surely “Fifty Shades of Grey” isn’t as bad as that,” said Alan.“But it is!” I argued, getting on my high horse as usual. “It’s just so badly written – I mean, she just has no idea how...

Diana and Me

"Works of art can be surprisingly arousing"

Introduction In summer 2012, the UK National Gallery staged an exhibition entitled “Metamorphosis: Titian 2012”, which set three paintings by Titian against modern responses to them by three artists: Chris Ofili, Conrad Shawcross, and Mark Wallinger. Inspired by Titian’s painting “Diana...

A Little Pee Game

"A very short story about a bit of pee fun"

I like going out with you. I feel happy being seen with you because you are so pretty and I’m sure anyone who sees us together will be envious of me, being with someone as cute as you. I never...

Seducing You

"Unable to get you out of my mind"

I have just got out of bed and am in the kitchen doing the washing-up in my bath-robe (nothing underneath) when you pad barefoot into the kitchen. You have been in the garden, and have slipped on only just enough...