‘Tis a Pirate’s Life for Me

"Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrr! (Well, it says one liner)"

Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold,Me cutlass in me ‘and.In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at,Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls,All topless, fierce an’ tann’d.Wi’ naked breasts an’ nipples ‘ard,We wouldn’t ‘alf look...

Afternoon Coffee

"Some people can be just too perfect, can't they?"

Sipping decaf skinny latte,I cringe as I see you enterMy special coffee-shop,New girlfriend giggling inanely on your arm.Little Miss Hipster Fashionista,Still wearing her ditsy woolly hat,Though it’s 25 in the shadeOn this sunny summer afternoon.Crop top showing just too much...

My Sex-Packed Holiday – Chapter Six – A Blowjob and Some Pussy Licking

"Watching the video we made the previous night gets Matt and I very aroused"

Not surprisingly, Sally’s mum wanted to clean herself up before going to have some lunch and find her daughter, so I went back to my own room for another shower as well. While there, I pushed a couple of fingers...

For Old Times’ Sake

"Perhaps unwisely, I agree to my ex-boyfriend’s request for one last blow-job"

“Oh come on, Annie, just a quick fuck, for old times’ sake.” “You have got to be kidding, Ollie.” “Ok, maybe not a fuck, but how about a blow-job? One last time.” “Oh, fuck it, ok, a blow-job. But it’ll...