Norðurljosið (The Northern Lights)

"While on a stopover in Iceland, Annika learns about the mischievous Yule Lads."

“Halló, ég heiti Annika Bergström,” the tall young woman said to the matronly desk clerk as she removed her knit cap and shook out her long blonde hair.“Hæ, Annika! Har þu herberginu?”Annika laughed. “Talar þu Sænskar? Eða Engelsk?”“Not Swedish, but...

Bad Medicine

"A fictional romp starring Kat of DannyandKat. A man with a persistent erection calls 911 for help, and only one nurse can provide the special care he needs."

“Nine-One-One, what’s your emergency?”“My dick is swollen! Something’s wrong with it! It’s been hard for like eight hours!”“What is your name?”“Chet.”“Chet, what is your location?”“Uh, 1926 Davenport Drive.”“Stay calm; help is on the way.”The dispatcher muted her microphone and yelled...

May 1926, Part 2

"19-year-old redhead Julia and her best friend's father Harvey are falling for each other."

“Harvey, are you still awake?” The radium-painted hands of the twin-bell alarm clock showed 12:45 AM.Harvey sighed, staring at the ceiling.“What is it, dear?” Delilah asked, rolling towards him and leaning on her elbow.“Incidit in Scyllam cupiens vitare Charybdim,” Harvey...

May 1926, Part 1

"While Delilah is entertaining a male visitor out front, Harvey enters through the back door for the first time in their 20 years together."

“Skål!” Niels Sørensen toasted his hosts, and they all downed a shot of akvavit.“Mercy me, that’s different!” Delilah laughed. “Is that caraway?”“By golly, I believe it is,” her husband Harvey replied.The Davenports had invited Niels to their apartment for farewell...

April 1926, Part 3

"Delilah performs a special song for her husband, then shows the five-man jazz band her appreciation... and her naked body."

“Mrs. Davenport, are you ready?”Delilah shook her head as though coming out of a dream.“Mrs. Davenport?”“Yes, Reed. Thank you. I’ll be right there.”The clarinet player smiled. “Don’t be nervous; we’ve practiced this song six ways from Sunday. Mr. Davenport will...

April 1926, Part 2

"Julia snorts a couple of lines with a handsome stranger, then a queue forms outside her door. Her best friend's father Harvey helps clean up the situation."

“Hiya, angel; want a drink?”“No dice, bub. I just finished convincing my best friend to lay off the sauce.”“Smart kid. That stuff is nothing but trouble.”Julia looked the man up and down. He was older, maybe around thirty? He wore...

April 1926, Part 1

"After Daphne and Tommy clear the air, he offers to give her the first orgasm of her life."

“Daphne, how many drinks have you had tonight?”“Ugh, Mother, who the hell’s counting?”Delilah slapped her daughter on the cheek, hard.“Ow, what the hell!” Daphne rubbed her stinging cheek and glared at her mother, her hazel eyes flashing. The two of...

March 1926, Part 2

"Delilah confesses her recent exploits to Harvey, whereupon they improvise with a five-man jazz band."

“Now let me get this straight,” Harvey said, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger. “The drink you said was egg whites and coconut was actually some fellow’s semen?”“It sounds so clinical...

March 1926, Part 1

"Redheaded 19-year-old Julia celebrates St. Patrick's Day with two guys."

“Jules, are those your cousins?” Daphne asked, looking over Julia’s shoulder at the entrance to the grand ballroom.Julia turned and looked behind her. “Yes, those red-headed weasels are the Culligan boys,” she said with a sigh.“Aw, I think they’re cute!”...