"Julia snorts a couple of lines with a handsome stranger, then a queue forms outside her door. Her best friend's father Harvey helps clean up the situation."
“Hiya, angel; want a drink?”“No dice, bub. I just finished convincing my best friend to lay off the sauce.”“Smart kid. That stuff is nothing but trouble.”Julia looked the man up and down. He was older, maybe around thirty? He wore...
"After Daphne and Tommy clear the air, he offers to give her the first orgasm of her life."
“Daphne, how many drinks have you had tonight?”“Ugh, Mother, who the hell’s counting?”Delilah slapped her daughter on the cheek, hard.“Ow, what the hell!” Daphne rubbed her stinging cheek and glared at her mother, her hazel eyes flashing. The two of...
"Daphne meets Tommy Culligan and his four brothers."
“Daph, how’s it looking? Can you get those cumstains out of my dress?”Daphne placed the napkin over the open bottle of soda water and tilted them in tandem. Leaning down and dabbing at the front of Julia’s dress with the...
"Delilah confesses her recent exploits to Harvey, whereupon they improvise with a five-man jazz band."
“Now let me get this straight,” Harvey said, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger. “The drink you said was egg whites and coconut was actually some fellow’s semen?”“It sounds so clinical...
"Redheaded 19-year-old Julia celebrates St. Patrick's Day with two guys."
“Jules, are those your cousins?” Daphne asked, looking over Julia’s shoulder at the entrance to the grand ballroom.Julia turned and looked behind her. “Yes, those red-headed weasels are the Culligan boys,” she said with a sigh.“Aw, I think they’re cute!”...
"An anniversary dinner for two is interrupted by a third."
"This roast is excellent," Harvey Davenport remarked, wiping his mouth with a napkin.Delilah looked across the dining room table at her husband. "It certainly is. Margaret has outdone herself tonight.""Nothing but the best for our anniversary, darling." Harvey chuckled. "Twenty...
"Delilah and her daughter Daphne ring in the new year with cumshot cocktails."
"Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!"The imposing grandfather clock chimed twelve times as the crowd in the ballroom shouted "Happy New Year!" and began singing Auld Lang Syne."Should auld acquaintance be forgot—" Delilah Davenport began, but...