Holly The Horny Witch 2

"Holly and Jeffrey deal with matters of the bedroom"

London, 2018.The accomplished Witch, Holly Goodman, was just like everybody else when it came to remembering her first real kiss. It was with Peter Drummond on the occasion of her sixteenth birthday. She could vividly recall the first time she...

A True History Of The Second Pubic War

"How the hero Priapus Veribiggus saved the virtuous wives and daughters of Rome"

“Oh, woe and thrice woe! Sound the alarm! Hairyballicus is coming,” went up the cry, “he’s defeated our great generals Lickius Mylius Ballus and Gaycoccius Testicio Varrucus at Ars Cuntula by foul means, massacred our brave legionaries, and left a...

The Mastur-Bot

"When artificial intelligence meets good old-fashioned human nature, the results are explosive."

It started in a small way, on one little website, where people went to chat and share smutty stories. The first sign was when the mods noticed there was a drop in members blocking each other. A blip? No, after...

Reverend James HellenfyreFirst Purgatorian Church of God2154 W. East StreetEverheart NDDear Reverend Helenfyre:This is May Bendoer. I am writing to explain what happened between me and Henry Longerson at the church picnic last week and ask that you let both...

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