Letter #14 — From the Lost Letter Bin At Everheart North Dakota

"A matter for the human relations department"

Ms. Janet Tighty Director of Human RelationsEverheart Farm SupplyEverheart, NDDear Ms. Tightly:My name is Anita Boning from the receivables department. You have asked me to explain in writing why I dumped a vase of water in the crotch of Mr. Jason...

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Will You Please Shut up

"The year is 2130 and the government introduce new breeding regulations for sluts."

The year was 2130 and technology had surpassed anything previously dreamed of. The government took care of everything and people were left to their own devices. Unfortunately, the radical feminists gained the upper hand.Having so much leisure time produced a...

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Holly The Horny Witch 2

"Holly and Jeffrey deal with matters of the bedroom"

London, 2018.The accomplished Witch, Holly Goodman, was just like everybody else when it came to remembering her first real kiss. It was with Peter Drummond on the occasion of her sixteenth birthday. She could vividly recall the first time she...

A True History Of The Second Pubic War

"How the hero Priapus Veribiggus saved the virtuous wives and daughters of Rome"

“Oh, woe and thrice woe! Sound the alarm! Hairyballicus is coming,” went up the cry, “he’s defeated our great generals Lickius Mylius Ballus and Gaycoccius Testicio Varrucus at Ars Cuntula by foul means, massacred our brave legionaries, and left a...

The Mastur-Bot

"When artificial intelligence meets good old-fashioned human nature, the results are explosive."

It started in a small way, on one little website, where people went to chat and share smutty stories. The first sign was when the mods noticed there was a drop in members blocking each other. A blip? No, after...