"Naughty Girl responds to a Spanking Advertisement."
“You and I both know you’ve been a naughty girl. Drop me a line and I’ll soon turn you “bottom up” and bare-bottom spank you to tears.”I close my computer then open it again for the hundredth time. Over and over...
"My brother accused me of making his wife pregnant; in a way, he was right."
I’ve always had this thing for my little brother’s wife; young, attractive, intellectual, and I suppose, coquettish would be a good adjective for her.Sure, I love my wife and wouldn’t want to change her for anyone. But every time I see...
"If you encounter a buxom purple genie, be careful what you wish for"
Most people thought old McNamara's electronics store was a disorganised heap of junk. But to me, it was a cave full of secret treasure. I used to spend ages searching through his random collection of second hand gear, computer parts...
"Watch the road, baby...."
“Hope you’ve done as I asked or you won’t get your surprise,” John said with a smirk as he gripped the steering wheel a little tighter.I was sitting in the passenger seat with my legs and arms crossed, pretending to...
"She got her wet revenge."
My wife and I had been out to a neighbor’s pool party. There was lots of BBQ and even more liquid refreshment there. We were feeling no pain as it got later and we decided to head home. Luckily, we...
"Asking all those questions, after nine years of being together, seemed unreal!"
We were sitting in the lounge, the TV was on and the contestants of The Voice were vying for attention of the red chairs in front of them. I wasn’t taking much notice and was also reading while watching the...
"He asked a demon for a lass to dip his wick in. But could he pay the demon's price?"
The demon appeared in the middle of the pentagram, coughing. “It worked! The spell worked! I summoned a demon!” I said. I looked at the short guy in the middle of the pentagram. It looked like a small version of a...
"Toby was still a wanker, maybe Amber would change that"
Toby was new at the paper, straight from his journalism degree. It was a local paper, a rag in all honesty, but it was a start. Most of his new colleagues were hacks, but worse than that they were fat, old...
"When the lady of the house is not happy, then ain't nobody happy"
Ray and I started dating shortly after my divorce. I’d been working for Victoria’s Secret Catalog so not only did I have an amazing forty percent discount on purchases, but I was also privileged to have first choice on new...
