"All hail the queen of Handjobs!"
For the life of me, I couldn’t read French. As we passed the street signs, they looked familiar. Stop signs were still red octagons even if they said, “Arret” {Stop}. At the time I was a bit tipsy and wasn’t...
"They’re at it again. They always are!"
They’re at it again; fucking on the sofa. Not an inch of dignity between them. Panting and grunting and making all sorts of disgusting noises like it was their last day on Earth; his buttocks clenching hard as he thrusts...
"When in trouble, call the customer service hotline."
“Thank you for calling the Honeysuckle Ltd telephone information service! This hotline provides information and assistance to all of Honeysuckle Ltd’s business and franchise partners, authorized sellers and customers. Honeysuckle Ltd. specializes in...”“Yeah. Yeah, interesting. Please. Come on, hurry up.”“...mer...
"Carie prepares a very special meal for Vasily."
Hey, Big Bad Boris. Come over to #8 as soon as you’re home. Hope you’re hungry for something special!! ~ C.Thud. Thud. Thud.“Coming!” Carie chimed as she skipped excitedly over to her front door after hearing the familiar clubbing upon...
Kicked Around: Chapter 1: A New BeginningI never dream.My dreams are nightmares.When I dream, I’m always fighting.I’m always dying.Not anymore,Not today.I am winning.No more nightmares.Goodbye darkness, my old friend. "Today is going to be the start of a new beginning."It was very...
"Santa's own TV show"
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Welcome to another edition of 'Letters To Santa', the show where yours truly reads letters from viewers like you on the air. Now before we get to this weeks' letters, Santa wants all of you to know...
"Vasily's mysterious and attractive houseguest annoys Carie to action"
“Fuck.”Carie tilted her head to the side and repeated, “Fuck.”She observed her lips in the mirror carefully. “Fu-uck.”She frowned momentarily before shaking her head side-to-side, tossing her lengthy cascade of sable hair into a seductive mess. She popped a brow,...
"My first-ever spit-roasting"
In no time at all I'd settled into my new job at Sir Algernon Hardcastle's mansion, as his resident Naked Cleaner. The other members of the staff at The Grange were his haughty butler Corbyn; Roland, the taciturn chauffeur; and...
The concrete is colder than I thought it’d be. More abrasive. Like sandpaper and those small, painfully annoying pebbles that squirm their way into your shoes back when you’re a kid drunk off sugared drinks and running like a bat...
"Why don't you reply to my emails?"
""My new young wife was really excited when she came home from her first day at what she laughingly called, the film studio.“They’ve given me a part already darling, it’s the female lead, I’m going to be a star.”“Hey that’s...
