Humor
Traffic Tease
"Watch the road, baby...."
“Hope you’ve done as I asked or you won’t get your surprise,” John said with a smirk as he gripped the steering wheel a little tighter.I was sitting in the passenger seat with my legs and arms crossed, pretending to...
My Wife Gives Me A Wet Surprise
"She got her wet revenge."
My wife and I had been out to a neighbor’s pool party. There was lots of BBQ and even more liquid refreshment there. We were feeling no pain as it got later and we decided to head home. Luckily, we...
Interview – With The Wife
"Asking all those questions, after nine years of being together, seemed unreal!"
We were sitting in the lounge, the TV was on and the contestants of The Voice were vying for attention of the red chairs in front of them. I wasn’t taking much notice and was also reading while watching the...
You’ve Got to Pay the Price
"He asked a demon for a lass to dip his wick in. But could he pay the demon's price?"
The demon appeared in the middle of the pentagram, coughing. “It worked! The spell worked! I summoned a demon!” I said. I looked at the short guy in the middle of the pentagram. It looked like a small version of a...
Toby’s Sexual Journey – Chapter 1 – ‘Still a Wanker’
"Toby was still a wanker, maybe Amber would change that"
Toby was new at the paper, straight from his journalism degree. It was a local paper, a rag in all honesty, but it was a start. Most of his new colleagues were hacks, but worse than that they were fat, old...
The Lady of the House
"When the lady of the house is not happy, then ain't nobody happy"
Ray and I started dating shortly after my divorce. I’d been working for Victoria’s Secret Catalog so not only did I have an amazing forty percent discount on purchases, but I was also privileged to have first choice on new...
Chatters Anonymous
"Chatting can have consequences"
I started chatting back in the early nineties. My wife and I had been married almost twenty years at the time. I was forty-six and she was forty-five years old. We had a nice house in a nice neighborhood in...
Lushie Christmas
"The night Santa delivered gifts to Naughty Girls....."
All the elves are worried when Vixen returns alone while Santa is out on his deliveries. Later in the night his sleigh is spotted, but is flying erratically with only the seven reindeer.Santa lands the sleigh hard. One of the...
