The Case Of The Slippery Slipper

"A NYC business trip leads to romance and mystery."

Being a novice Private Investigator has its perks, such as attending my first Private Eye Symposium and Talent Show in New York City (where I won't be buying salsa, by the way). I left my new girlfriend, Katrina, at home...

The Ghost And Ms. Chicken

"A romantic retreat is ruined by a haunted campground."

I'm Penelope Spade, budding Private Eye. Beside me, in my blue Mini Cooper as we cruise up Highway 71, sits Katrina, my tall, blonde lover, her shorts accentuating her long, sensual gams. I met her on my first caper, six...

The Missing Person Caper

"My first case as a private investigator"

Growing up a lesbian and very introspective about my career possibilities, I knew I didn't want to teach gym, because that was a stereotype that would eventually lead to shame and/or incarceration.  Then one night I had an epiphany while...

Winter is Cumming The Conclusion

"A day in bed with my new girlfriend, exploring lust and a sad tale of my past"

The day was gloomy and rainy, in other words, the perfect day to stay in bed and that was my sole plan for Winter and me.  To lie together and get better acquainted. Looking into her dark eyes as we snuggled...

Reservation

"The newlyweds arrive at their hotel..."

The wedding had gone off without a hitch. Seamus and Colleen were now married and embarking on the rest of their lives. The church had been decorated out with beautiful flowers, the colour of her choice. Burgundy red roses mixed...

Winter is Cumming part 2

"I take my new gf on a day of shopping, burgers and aging hair bands"

As the bright, invasive afternoon sunlight came streaming through my stained (with dust and dirt) glass window, I found myself spooning (and possibly forking) with my new dream girl, Winter Summer, whom I had met earlier at the Public Market....

I Married A Witch

"The best day of my life was when I found out my wife was a witch."

My wife is a witch. Not a nasty woman that you’d refer to as a witch. I mean she is a real, card-carrying, bonified witch. I didn’t know she was a witch when we got married, but I found out...

Winter is Cumming

"A random lesbian, messy encounter in Vancouver"

The day began like all others, climbing out of bed at the crack of noon, devouring a Toaster Strudel and mayonnaise sandwich before braving the crisp Canadian weather by going to Vancouver's Public Market for fresh seafood now that I'm...

Quarter Of An Hour

"Light flash fiction about a bigot and an aphrodisiac"

The reporter looked away from me, glancing at her notes in right hand. “Afternoon,” I called, seating myself and adjusting the chair in front of the television cameras.She nodded at me, turned to the first camera and delivered a short...

Her Name Was Snowy

"How a hatred of Christmas can change lives."

I guess you could say I come from a broken home. To say my family was not typical of American values would be the understatement of the year. We have no values. Most of us are either in prison or...