"An epic tale of adventure, fucking, and a naughty princess…"
Once upon a time there was a beautiful young woman named Bellezza, but everyone who knew her called her Elle. She was a princess who lived alone in a castle in an enchanted forest with only her horse. She was...
"One lady, three men, wet knickers. Not what you think."
Let me tell you about Albert. He lives down my road and he’s much older than me, always talking about sex, and flirting. He can’t help himself.Albert lost his wife many years ago and lives alone. He doesn’t drive and,...
"A cash-strapped woman seeks financial salvation. At a porn audition"
(Foreigner's 'Cold as Ice' plays over opening credits and voiceover)Living in Houston I was accustomed to miserable heat and humidity but I was, like every other Houstonian, very unaccustomed to our current plight of bitter cold. My power was off...
"This shouldn't be too difficult."
The laptop screen showed the following: Solve the following and win a prize: Lana "lost" a giggle wood. Or … Send in a story about your most unique sexual encounters and win a prize."Do you wanna enter?" Darius, eager and...
"During a quiet graveyard shift, these women discuss the various soundtracks of the male orgasm."
It was the graveyard shift and work had slowed to a crawl. Scarcity of calls lead to head nods, so discussion was always the night’s saviour. Only five women total – including the supervisor – were on the floor for...
Do you think Castaway ever got lonely enough to fuck Wilson? When he was out there all alone on that island?It was a weird thought Jace had woken up with and it had lingered inside his head all day for...
"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."
Every once in a while I receive a letter from some deluded fool who fails to understand that this is a porn site and that all anyone is interested in is the before, during and after of exchanging seminal fluids....
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
So that's what hate mail looks like. Another one to tick off my bucket list. To be honest I'm fairly certain that many of the kind suggestions I've received are physical impossibilities and I probably ought to clarify that I...
"Everyone has problems. I try to help when I can."
When I was smaller than my current five foot and maybe one inch I used to have an eagle-eyed Sindy doll. If I remember correctly, which is very unlikely, she'd gouged her eagle-eyes from a Special Boat Service Action Man...
"A humorous take on a fantasy of turning a lesbian to the dark side."
It had taken me a full ten minutes to realise that my girlfriend and I had wandered into a den of lesbian iniquity. It was disguised as a pub come nightclub and was populated by around ninety-nine per cent gay...
