"Going 'all in' during a game of Texas Hold'em"
The cards were slick and stiff in my fingers. They smelled new. I took a long pull from my sweating bottle of beer, feeling relaxed and happy to have people over. A few days ago I read an article about...
"How can he say no?"
Tommy exhaled as he approached his boss’ limousine. The boss’ daughter wanted to go shopping, again, and it was his turn to provide security for her during her little outing. No one who worked for Mr. Sanchez wanted to get...
"Muff lunch? Oh Baby!!"
I look at Eva.She sighs. “I have two children. Shelby is seven, and Max is three.”She’s waiting for a reaction and softly gasps when I smile. “Can’t wait to meet them.”She sobs into my chest. “Only a dork would say...
"Shit, what a dork…"
Friday night and I’m the most boring guy out there. Well, if I was out there. The bar scene is not appealing to me, and the night strolls down the city sidewalk have me standing out like a sore thumb.My...
"Disclaimer: not all tacos are gluten free but mine is."
'I want to fuck you. I want to bend you over the table and fuck you with a strap on so big that it makes Godzilla's dick look small.'This was what I was thinking as I sat casually sipping my...
"A woman signs for the new neighbor's package, an indiscreetly wrapped sex toy. But is it the mother's or the daughter's?"
I’m somewhat fuzzy on the exact wording but am familiar with the thrust of the famous phrase, if you’ll pardon my pun. Chekov wrote: “If you have an oversized dildo in the first act, by the second, someone—lips parted, eyes...
"Opposite attract: it says it all that Leigh is really fucking smart."
“Oh my god! Look at that freak!” Gavin had spotted our neighbor, Leigh, who was out in her backyard with her telescope thingy. Leigh’s sister, Millie, had been in our year at school before the car crash. Drunk driver. She...
"Sgt Sweet Pussy dedicates her time to turning people into good fuckers"
It’s a nice spring night. A beautiful woman sits at the helm of a white passenger van.Four men are handcuffed and wear black satin covers on their heads. The only sounds are the tires rolling over rocks, RnB music, and...
"Steve Cummerlott starts a sex education course at a bawdy boarding school for girls..."
I lazily stroked my cock, as I watched Lisa sensuously pull up her plain white panties, concealing her cum filled pussy and that cute little bubble arse. It wasn't long before a small, damp patch formed around her slit, betraying...
"Musings about a man and his BFF."
My best friend once said, "Dogs should be named after guns. They deserve names like Colt, Remington, Winchester, Savage, Kimber, or Ruger." When you call for your dog, you don't want to shout out weak, silly, or foolish names like Booger,...