"A conversation overheard"
The nymph lay in the crook of my armSexed, spent, content and wet,We lay together on her winter’s capeAmidst the sweet tangy smell of sex and sweat. First had come the merry chase,Past her trees and into the glen.Then the...
"A tale about an Exotic Dancer"
There was a woman that liked to strip, She loved to dance and gyrate her hips. She would give lap dances on the side,Sit on your lap and give you a ride. For a little more you get together,She didn't care...
"Erotic Parody of Dr Suess - Green Eggs and Ham"
With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham” That Pretty Lass!That Pretty Lass!I do not likethat Pretty Lass. Do you...
"Let's play a little game"
A man suggests to his wife that they play a game, Calling her all sorts of different names. He tells her to undress and lie on the bed,She is a little nervous and her face turns red. He restrains her hands...
"Bob is jerking his cock again"
Bob is on his bed stroking his cock, His prick is as hard as a rock. His hands have a firm grip,A little of his pre-cum drips. Stroking from the base to his head,He adjusts himself on the bed. Thinking of...
"'Tis a shame it's but once a year"
Around these parts they’ve taken to calling it a fucker’s moon,It comes in late May most years, but sometimes early June. It shows itself by a dark red blush or perhaps it’s even maroon,And it's known to make our virgins...
"My friend the Nudist"
My friend Ed likes to play with his cock,Edging all day and staying hard as a rock. He likes to chat and play on Lush,Jerking his cock all day and never in a rush. Watching videos to keep himself hard,Smoking...
Pearling moonlight dips its toesAnd dabbles them in shadow depths,Roiling voices, nightmare weeds,Away to far-off lands ofLost.Heavy glaze of sweating passionSlides a rolling, fragrant kissDown the curve of heavy breast,An orb of starshine whence sheWaits.String of bubbles, frothy dew,Anticipation stretches...
"Just a little song in praise of sleeping around"
Oh, if I had a boyfriendI wouldn’t sleep around.I’d love him like I love my catAnd keep him safe and sound. But while I’m young and singleI might as well have fun.There’s lots of cocks out there to try,Why stick...
"Caught masturbating on the job"
There was a woman that read on a website,She was at work and would masturbate and it felt right. She would finger herself in one of the stalls,And when her phone rang, she would run down the hall. She finger...
