‘Tis a Pirate’s Life for Me

"Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrr! (Well, it says one liner)"

Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold,Me cutlass in me ‘and.In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at,Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls,All topless, fierce an’ tann’d.Wi’ naked breasts an’ nipples ‘ard,We wouldn’t ‘alf look...

It’s Pussy Buffet Time

"Guess what time it is?"

It's my favorite part of the day, Time to get you off and have my way. Licking your pussy is like eating at the buffet. Lay down and spread your thighs,Close your beautiful brown eyes,Your orgasm will be my prize. My...

He makes me laugh,And he makes me smile,He makes me feel so fragile.His soft touch,And his seductive voice,Always leave me with no choice.He caresses my chestAnd massages my breasts,And makes me want more of him on my flesh.He licks my...