I simply must tell you, 
And I hate to be crude,
But each time I see you,
You give me wood.
And I hate to be crude,
But each time I see you,
You give me wood.
 You needn’t be in 
 A state of undress; 
 All I need is a smile 
 And a tender caress.
 Just a shake of your ass 
 And I’m in the mood. 
 With a lingering kiss, 
 You give me wood.
 When you’re looking sexy, 
 I need a blood donor 
 ‘Cause all of it’s gone 
 To my raging boner.
 I tell you I love you 
 But feel that I should 
 Tell you more often that 
 You give me wood.

