My long-time girlfriend and I go to her family’s Christmas party every year, where they have a white elephant gift exchange. It usually gets out of hand with some of the crap that the family brings. This year, I decided to throw something in that would surely cause a stir. We don’t use names, so I thought, why not? I couldn’t wait to see the fireworks fly.
My girlfriend’s sister ended up getting the gag gift. She went white as a sheet when she opened the box and saw the vibrating butterfly that I had brought. Even though everyone laughed, she was incensed that someone would bring this into her house. She made a huge show of throwing it in the trash. Everyone’s mood changed after that, and I wondered if I had gone too far
The only one who didn’t seem affected was Kim, my girlfriend’s eighteen-year-old niece. She sat across from me, fidgeting on the couch. Every now and again, I would catch a glimpse of her lacy white panties. She had to have known that I could see up her skirt each time she swung her knees open and closed. Her miniskirt only came down mid-thigh, so she had to have known. When I finally caught her eye, a wicked smirk spread across her face.
Embarrassed, I got up quickly and went to the garage to have a smoke. “I know it was you,” Kim said, closing the garage door behind her. I tried to play innocent and managed to keep a straight face. “It’s missing the remote. It’s pretty sick to give a gift like that that no one can use. It’s a shame that I won’t be able to use it. By the way, I put it in just in case you had it with you.” I shoved my hands in the pockets of my sweatshirt and shrugged my shoulders as I shook my head. “Pity,” she said as she lifted her skirt to show me that she did indeed have it in.
I turned the remote on as she turned to go back inside and buzzed her before she could open the door. She lunged forward, almost doubling over as I turned the speed up. Kim gasped as her knees gave way. I was able to catch her before she dropped to her knees, getting a handful of tit for my troubles. I could feel her erect nipple through her sweater and gave it a tweak before letting her go.
I half expected the door to open any second and save me from doing something stupid, but I was the only one who smoked, so there was little chance that would happen. I stepped out the side door of the garage to light up a cigarette outside, but Kim followed me and started patting me down for the remote. She shoved her hand into my left pocket when I buzzed her again. I jolted her with it on high, causing her to grab onto the picket fence to keep herself from falling. I kept pressing the button at random as she hung on for dear life.
I managed to light a cigarette before she regained her composure. I slipped my lighter into my front pocket. Kim must have thought it was the remote and lunged for my hand. As she fumbled to pull it out of my pocket, her hand brushed across the bulge in my pants.
Kim squeezed my hardening cock. “Ooh, someone’s having naughty thoughts,” she giggled as she extracted the lighter. “Hey, this isn’t…” Kim paused mid-sentence when I buzzed her again. “I’ll blow you for it.” The same wicked smile spread across her face. “My car is right over there,” she pointed.
I got in on the driver’s side and leaned the seat back. As soon as Kim got in, she leaned over the center console and fished my cock out of my pants. In the heat of the moment, I slipped my hand under her skirt and reached for the buzzy toy. I turned it on low and started to slip it in and out of her as she expertly sucked my cock. Within no time, the windows were fogged over.
Kim’s abundance of juices coated the sex toy, making it slip out of my hand. I heard it buzzing on the seat but couldn’t locate it, so I slipped two fingers into her drooling pussy. I could feel it quiver and clench my fingers as she came. I finger-banged her through a few more orgasms when she lifted her head and asked if I wanted to fuck her.
Before I could answer, she climbed on top of me and lowered herself onto my cock. “No,” I started to protest, but it was too late. My cock was already buried deep inside of her cunt. Her tight little twat sent jolts through me. I grabbed her ass and began I thrust my cock into her with abandon. In no time at all, we were both cumming. The whole thing couldn’t have taken more than ten minutes.
Cum poured out Kim’s cunt as she climbed off of me, leaving a snail trail down my leg. I wiped it with my hand, but there was still a noticeable wet spot on my thigh. I used my sweat to cover it until it dried.
Kim and I made it back in time for round two of the gift exchange, where people could swap gifts. I caught a whiff of Kim’s mushy scent when I covered my face to keep from laughing when someone went in search of the gag gift and found it missing. I’d have to say, for me, this was the best White Elephant Christmas ever.