Today I was walking in the halls of my soon-to-be-graduated-from high school. One of my friends was being bullied by a low-brow moron. Luckily it was verbal because he outweighs both of us together by about fifty lbs. At one point he said to my friend,”You pussy!”
I stepped over and took my friend’s arm and said in a loud voice, “Well, we are what we eat!” Then I pulled my friend away to the laughter of the small crowd.
“But …”
I leaned in and whispered, “Come over after school, you can’t make me a liar, can you?”
