A young girl’s panties say so much
About self-esteem and confidence
As well that she doth often touch
Her sex-self under her underpants.
Girls’ finger-fun is no great secret,
The Victorian Age aside.
For on-line’s Victoria’s Secret
Means naughtiness need not hide.
Our outer gear is made to deal
With cold and raging storms.
But panties meet needs more real
And hidden from social norms.
To please her lover, a girl may wear
Scanty panties made of fine lace
Making nudity seem more bare
And enhance their love’s embrace.
Why are girls’ panties so alluring?
What about them makes guys moan?
Perhaps they set girls’ pussies purring
Releasing sex attraction pheromone.
In Britain girls must wear knickers
Just because their mums insist.
A naughty girl with her mum bickers.
Both get their knickers in a twist.
Once I forgot to pack my swimming gear.
Instead bra and panties I had to wear.
Alas, there was just one thing wrong.
My bikini bottom was but a thong.
Beneath a boy’s underwear
There is a body that is bare.
But only older lads have hair
Underneath their underwear.
A naughty girl whom I know cavorts
With boys engaging in rough sports.
These jocks don’t wear boxer shorts.
For growing lads need groin-supports.
Some girls, it’s true, will cruelly tease
Boys who dare wear tighty-whities.
Such girls can bring them to their knees
As, briefly, these boys’ balls they squeeze.
Strapping young lads need lots of room
For expansion beneath their pants.
So they wear Haines or Fruit of the Loom
As it’s more comfy when they dance.
All men, given half a chance,
Will over wear their underpants
Until the fabric is worn so thin,
It barely hides their bare skin.
Sporty Jocks have their jockey shorts
Which give their groins relief.
But a lawyer needs much less support.
All he needs is a filled out brief.
In ancient Rome men did declare,
‘O where, O where is my underwear?”
Or as they say in Latin, “ O Ubi.
O ubi, est meos sub-ubi?”
But now it has come time to close
These verses about under-clothes.
Thanks for giving me the chance
To briefly rant about underpants.
