When I,dear friend, first became a slut
I started withso much passion
But unlike the whores who lewdly strut
My clothing was well out of fashion.
I’d bras and thongs and minis very short,
Tube tops that displayed my boobies,
Intimate teddies in which to cavort:
Such gear often worn by newbies.
Chorus .
She’d intimate teddies in which to cavort:
Such gear often worn by newbies.
At Nick’s Strip Bar I danced a dance
As I clung lewdly to the brass pole.
For I knew in my heart this was my chance
To get into a customer’sbank roll.
Oh, I had flashed many men before
While appearing on that rude stage,
But I really had to make my score
And become the latest nude rage.
Chorus .
She really had to make her score
And become the latest nude rage
A rich attorney, he jumped for joy
When he saw what I was displaying.
Many fine nights I would enjoy,
Said he, with many I’d be playing.
Jewels and fine clothes would all be mine
There was only one tiny condition:
Once I had signed on the bottom line
I’d agreed tototal submission.
Chorus .
Once she had signed on the bottom line
She agreed to her total submission.
I was captivated by this generous deal
As on me finery was lavished.
I wore clothes which did reveal
And by many men I was ravished.
But all my clothes were set aside
Neatly hung and smartly pressed.
As my naked skin I must not hide
More appreciated when undressed.
Chorus .
Her naked skin she must not hide
More appreciated when undressed.
At length I became a talented tart
Appealing to sexual depravity.
I soon found the way to a man’s heart
Was via a woman’s every cavity.
That’s was how I found my one true love,
One whosewealth nonecould surpass.
For I loved him below as well as above
In my mouth, pussy and my ass.
Chorus
For she loved him below as well as above
In her mouth, pussy and her ass.
For now I’m a wife
Chorus .
And a hot wife too
For now I’m a wife
Chorus
And a hot wife too
We’d avoidedpre-nupstrife
SoI’ll remain hiswife
Thus I’m set for life.
Chorus
And a hot life too!
( pianissimo )
It was managed by a job
And a hot job too
It was managed by a job
And a hot job too
With the rich I did hobnob
And a richman I did rob.
But that’s part of a wife’s job.
And a hot job too!
