FUCK, I’m feeling frisky
and I’m home alone.
A double shot of whiskey,
Two hands upon the bone.
Stroking up and down,
hard and fast and slow.
It’s going to be a long, long time
before I let her BLOW!
Women on the Internet
would love to lend a hand
who often love to watch
because they understand –
a man must do it solo
when he’s on his own
in need of a good milking
hands busy on the bone.
Balls are blue and bouncing
in their cum filled sack.
My cock looks like a totem
as I lie upon my back.
I smack my crotch in rhythm
to a wild and sexy tune.
FUCK, it won’t be long now
before I reach the moon.
Edging feels like heaven
on a Sunday afternoon.
Should I keep on edging
through April, May, and June?
My Mistress on the Internet
sends a message I can cum
upon my chest and fingers
my chin, my lips, my tongue –
and so I let her BLOW
and lick up every drop
before I go on again.
FUCK, It’s much too hard to stop.