Time to Kill!

"I found it, time to die!"

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I had an accident, I fell off my bike on my last ride in Novermber.  The pedal caught something and over I went.  No damage other than my pride and a couple of scrapes.  Two months ago the cold weather hit and my bike stays in my unheated garage.

I don’t go out there often, it’s cold.  Today I found a dildo stuck to my bicycle seat with a sign: “To help you stay on.”

I need to figure out which of my lunatic friends did that so I can kill them.  I’ve been looking for that toy for weeks!

 

 

 

 

Published 4 years ago

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