“Hi, Jake.”
“Hi, Sal. What have I done to deserve this call?”
“I am pregnant.”
“FUCK… that’s not possible. We only fucked a week ago.”
“I am ten weeks. It’s Jack’s. We got married four weeks ago.”
“What? How come you asked me to fuck you?”
“You were the first to do it with me two years ago. Remember? For the first time? Well, now I am married to Jack you had to be the last one as well. It’s only Jack and me now.”
“Good luck. I will miss you.”
“Miss you too. Goodbye Jake.”