B is for my balls, the ones you love to suck
C is for your cookie, that needs so much to be filled
D is for the deep, the way you need to be drilled
E is for the ecstasy, you gave to me last night
F is for that thing I did to both your orifices so tight
G is for your G-spot, where my fingers make you squirt
H is for your silky hair, that I pull until you hurt
I is for your inside, the place that feels so dreamy
J is for my jizz that leaves you hot and wet and creamy
K is for the kisses that cover all your skin
L is for the love that we feel so deep within
M is for the moaning, that really turns me on
N is for the nibbles that could never go too long
O is for the orgasms that are my greatest prize
P is for my pussy, framed neatly ‘tween your thighs
Q is for the quivers that shake you to the core
R is for the river that drips sometimes and puddles on the floor
S is satisfaction, how we feel when we are done
T is for the tonguing of your mouth, your puss, your bum
U is for Uranus, misnamed because it’s mine
V is your vagina, that makes my cock feel just divine
W is for the wetness that I hope this rhyme has caused.
X is for its rating, causing prudish folks to pause
Y is for the yearning, we each feel for to the other
Z is for the zebra print, that as we slept did cover
Well my love, I hope you liked my naughty ABC
I can’t wait until I’m back at home and you can be with me.
